Venting.....

[Thetoad]

A tool necessary,,for proper mental hygiene .

The subject today,,is EXPERTS,,,or lack of...
As all you sport fans,out there know,,the Phillies,and the Yankees,,were destined for a world series showdown.Neither,got out of the first round.

In Football,,the TV experts,can't pick their nose,without ..."SNOT RUNNING DOWN THEIR NOSE.The real experts,,who guarantee a "LOCK",on Sunday,,,and..after it doesn't cover,,,,offers you a FREE ,other lock,,on Monday night,,not willing to discuss your losses.

GENIUS'S,& INVENTORS...
Save Albert,,More discoveries,inventions,have been found by their failures,than the confirmation of theories expounded,by their own admission.

Military Strategists

At least are somewhat honest,for,,many of them say prior to their "Breakthrough Iniatives",This is a military operation......and normally,,nothing goes as planned.

Consider,,,,,these words.
I could go ,,on,,& on..

LAW...
Prosecutor ,,has his expert,,Defense,his..

THERE ARE NO EXPERTS........

 

[hockeywarrior]

Consider ,,,,, these commas. He's back!

 

[Hypno Toad]

What am I looking at

 

[Josef Nader]

Somewhere the English language is weeping in a corner...

 

[Moyako]

What am I looking at

Looks,,,,like,,,you,,,got,,,a,,,brother,,,,Hypno

 

[fiftyone]

What am I looking at

tOAD iN

 

[Murphy]

Try to emulate how people write things in books! Go to the nearest train stations and pick up a cheap romance novel for 2.99 if you don't have one. Just pick one with some chick in a torn Victorian dress who is held in front of a sunset by a bare-chested muscle sporting dude with exotic facial features.
Read it and then only type as if you were writing a sequel to this. Watch how commas are used, watch how periods are used and watch how sentences end sometimes and how not everything is a constant stream of consciousness.
If you get caught up in emulating the style too much and end up writing in vaguely poetic prose and refer to penises as gleaming irons and you think sexual healing is actually a concept that makes sense in reference to pampered plantation-owner daughters who get plowed by the foreign, enigmatic ranch-hands with mysterious pasts then... that's cool. Still an improvement to,,,,,,,,,this..,right?

 

[kapulA]

I think I figured it out - Thetoad is Walken's secret alias!

 

[Hobitt]

 

[Panzer Meyer]

coma at me bro.

 

[Alexander Ostmann]

Looks,,,,like,,,you,,,got,,,a,,,brother,,,,Hypno

 

[Peter.Steele]

comma at me bro.

 

[slavek]

the,,commas,,,,,,they,breakup,sentences,,and,,,words,,,and,other,commas,,,, comma(also,known,,,as, ",")


You need a sig for yourself for you shall from now on be known as comma man! Someone make this man a SIG!

 

[Thetoad]

They see the trees,,.but not the forest

They see the trees,,.but not the forest

Thetoad,,and I,recently convened.

It was ,truly amazing,,that not one commentator ,mentioned anything ,,concerning the actual content of the message.We ,deduced,,it has something to do,. With the attention span,of the people,,,we are dealing with.

Some might try their hand @ deciphering ,the code,it can not.,and will not be done.You are not dealing with,some,,four rotor ,Enigma Machine here.,

Besides carpal tunnel syndrome,I propose,,,pure stupidity,since the reading comprehension is worthy of....,"ARE YOU smarter,,,Than .A Third Grader?????.

GAMESTERS,,,,,,Proceed..

P.S. The same,can be said,of the,.History pEople

 

[Moyako]

I know what happened here. Finally we know who stole 7thGuardsTankDiv's commas!!!


Throw him to the fire, and let :IS2: purge his sins!!

One sec...

Thetoad,,and I,recently convened.

Are you one of those "multiple persons in one body" fellows, like legion and stuff?

 

[slavek]

I know what happened here. Finally we know who stole 7thGuardsTankDiv's commas!!!


Throw him to the fire, and let :IS2: purge his sins!!

One sec...





Are you one of those "multiple persons in one body" fellows, like legion and stuff?

No he is simply comma and he is many.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

It was ,truly amazing,,that not one commentator ,mentioned anything ,,concerning the actual content of the message.We ,deduced,,it has something to do,. With the attention span,of the people,,,we are dealing with.

Wait... you mean your original post had content?

brb - just re-reading...

[couple of minutes later]

Nope, still got nothing from that.

Amazing, really, how we take the accepted norms for thought/language interface for granted until we see them eaten, digested and shat off a cliff.

 

[Xienen]

Thetoad,,and I,recently convened.

It was ,truly amazing,,that not one commentator ,mentioned anything ,,concerning the actual content of the message.We ,deduced,,it has something to do,. With the attention span,of the people,,,we are dealing with.

Some might try their hand @ deciphering ,the code,it can not.,and will not be done.You are not dealing with,some,,four rotor ,Enigma Machine here.,

Besides carpal tunnel syndrome,I propose,,,pure stupidity,since the reading comprehension is worthy of....,"ARE YOU smarter,,,Than .A Third Grader?????.

GAMESTERS,,,,,,Proceed..

P.S. The same,can be said,of the,.History pEople

And for this, you receive an infraction. Congrats!

P.S. Notice how I only used one comma?

 

[Harb]

The toad has observed that there are no experts in any field, be it law, science or sport. That scientific discoveries are mere accidents or simple mistakes.

There is some basis to the toad's argument, we were all told the Titanic was unsinkable.

 

[Peter.Steele]

The toad has observed that there are no experts in any field, be it law, science or sport. That scientific discoveries are mere accidents or simple mistakes.

There is some basis to the toad's argument, we were all told the Titanic was unsinkable.

I've got it ... you just gave me the key! THETOAD IS THE SECRET IDENTITY OF GENE RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1