This circus sucks, I want a refund!

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Vintage

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The freaks aren't even real! Look at this monkey man, he isn't even an monkey at all. He is just a Scrake in an monkey suit, I can see his zipper! I want a refund and I want it now!

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Vintage

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Oct 20, 2010
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Timur now isn't the time for jokes. Don't you see? The circus is all lies! It's nothing but smoke and mirrors! I paid to kill freaks not specimens in costumes!
 

C_Gibby

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I too, am disatisfied! The Ringleader never even bothered to try and give me his very own STD like he promised. :(
 

dragon_kid

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I have a complaint to make, good sir. When I come to a circus I want there to be refreshments, and the only things I've had offered is:

1. Death
2. Getting 'cut up'
3. Bullets
4. Fire
5. Some strange tart wanting to give me a kiss. And here I thought this place was for 'all ages'!
6. Fire
7. I seem to have forgotten point seven
8. Did I mention fire?

Either way, Mr. Ringmaster, I am quite displeased with your services in this matter. I will be filing a formal complaint.

And by formal complaint i mean taping my note and seneding it via L.A.W.
GOOD DAY SIR.

M. Foster
 
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poosh

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Clowns aren't real too - they just real guys in greasepaint :p
 

FluX

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The freaks aren't even real! Look at this monkey man, he isn't even an monkey at all. He is just a Scrake in an monkey suit, I can see his zipper! I want a refund and I want it now!

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Please tell me you're joking around? OK some of the zeds aren't that impressive to what we expected but think of the advantages of this event (not including the character).
Look at the zeds as a whole because im really impressed with how they changed the Patriarch, Husk (especially) and the Stalker. Im quite impressed with the crawler actually because that is some kind of idea to fit a one and a half lady into a crawler shape. Like usual the Stalker looks hot ;)

Only two im not that impressed with is the Scrake and the Gorefast. Scrake because there is nothing really to it and Gorefast because you can't tell if you headshot it or not (no head comes off) so it's a little annoying to know. I must admit the sound affects of this event are amazing compared to both standard and christmas event.

The map itself...unlike the christmas map, this one owns. It's got a challenge to it, it has the feel of KF AND the event at once. The music is scary but enjoyable to play against.

This event is seriously successful for TWI so...whatever you say. No one will listen to you if you try diss this ;)
p.s. you never paid for the event! :p

(Sit's back and waits for a "OWNED!") :)
 

braindead

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LOL @ Flux, mate sometimes it really does help reading the first post instead of the thread title,

I had never seen the zipper on the back. nice touch TW :)