The "yo momma" jokes thread

[C_Gibby]

Yo momma is so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii fit!

Yo momma is so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma is so old, she has an autographed copy of the bible!

Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo momma is so poor, she needs to steal free bread!

Moar, plox.

 

[Moyako]

Yo momma is a MILF, so no bad comments about her

 

[The Masta]

Yo momma is so fat, the recon plane doesn't spot her because it thinks that she's a house.

 

[Jono]

Guys, lets not get on to moms...








Cos I just got off yours!

 

[LemoN]

Guys leave my momma alone...

Then I'll let your's out of my cellar!

 

[Zetsumei]

YouTube - Mr. T Treat your mother right

 

[SiC-Disaster]

Yo momma is so fat, she's generating her own gravity.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she tells me what goes around comes around, thanks to her orbit i have still 10 more years to live.

 

[Jamer]

Yo Mama is so skinny she could hang glide on a Dorito!

 

[nath2009uk]

Yo mama is fat.

 

[Crusher]

Yo momma is so fat I can see her from here







And I'm in Istanbul at the moment.

 

[Nimsky]

Yo momma is so fat, the recon plane doesn't spot her because it thinks that she's a house.

Yo momma's so fat, the recon plane won't even be able to fly over the battlefield in the first place.

 

[fOgGy]

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the cat, the cat went splat with a baseball bat :IS2:

 

[fiftyone]

Getting a little poetic are we FOGy ?

 

[Roland777]

Yo momma's so fat she's 20 friends on myspace.

 

[Lt_Kettch]

Yo momma is so nerdy she answers in this thread