reporting from germany...world seems in decent, even a bit used, shape...
The world is ending tomorow.
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Heh, these nutcases can go **** themselves, even if rapture did happen I'll just stay behind and loot.
Gotta rent myself a big truck to fill with the good Christians' worldly possessions when they get lifted into space and flash freeze.
another doomsday prophecy down...however, it does make an excellent excuse for partying, really, or getting out of unwanted appointments.
But don't get comfy, as there is always 2012....
But don't get comfy, as there is always 2012....
which is the dark side of all this; its easy to joke and poke fun at it, but peoole out there really believe it is doomsday, and are acting drastically. And, when people learn that the rapture didn't happen, some will go "I heard about a religious mother slitting her children's throats because she didn't want them to suffer through doomsday.
RIP, kids.
that was stupid" and "why did I listen to that psycho", while others will undoubtedly blame it on "nonbelievers" as always, which actually might lead to some very...irrational behavior.What people do sometimes
I heard about a religious mother slitting her children's throats because she didn't want them to suffer through doomsday.
RIP, kids.
That's similar to another story I heard (which is actually true)
Some woman killed her kids before they even had the chance to "sin" thus "saving" them and sending them to heaven.
What an insane mentality to have.
Oh, and it's just struck 6pm, only thing that's happened is the daily Steam sale has changed.
Just as I predicted, all hail me.
Prepare yourself for 2012, it will be much worse. Very few people believed in the doomsday of today, but millions of people truly believe that the world is ending in 2012.I heard about a religious mother slitting her children's throats because she didn't want them to suffer through doomsday.
RIP, kids.
Remember that it's sceduled for 6pm PACIFIC time. That means May22nd for most of the world.
Yes apparently it's going to be a "rolling" rapture
.I heard about a religious mother slitting her children's throats because she didn't want them to suffer through doomsday.
RIP, kids.
That's horrible.
Here's a doomsday prediction that's got this one beat in the absurdity category:
The Prophet Hen of Leeds, a domesticated fowl in Leeds, England, who in 1806 began laying eggs that bore the message "Christ is coming."
"Great numbers visited the spot, and examined these wondrous eggs, convinced that the day of judgment was near at hand. Like sailors in a storm, expecting every instant to go to the bottom, the believers suddenly became religious, prayed violently, and flattered themselves that they repented them of their evil courses. But a plain tale soon put them down, and quenched their religion entirely. Some gentlemen, hearing of the matter, went one fine morning, and caught the poor hen in the act of laying one of her miraculous eggs. They soon ascertained beyond doubt that the egg had been inscribed with some corrosive ink, and cruelly forced up again into the bird
The Prophet Hen of Leeds, a domesticated fowl in Leeds, England, who in 1806 began laying eggs that bore the message "Christ is coming."
"Great numbers visited the spot, and examined these wondrous eggs, convinced that the day of judgment was near at hand. Like sailors in a storm, expecting every instant to go to the bottom, the believers suddenly became religious, prayed violently, and flattered themselves that they repented them of their evil courses. But a plain tale soon put them down, and quenched their religion entirely. Some gentlemen, hearing of the matter, went one fine morning, and caught the poor hen in the act of laying one of her miraculous eggs. They soon ascertained beyond doubt that the egg had been inscribed with some corrosive ink, and cruelly forced up again into the bird
I'm going to be breathing SO HARD that day! MMMM All this fresh air just for me! MMMMM!
SO DELICIOUS!
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Guys its starting! There's fire everywhere and people are disappearing into thin air!! I just came to say goodbye!
I'll sacrifice myself by staying here, taking the burden of all your earthly and mundane possesions
