The ultimate and ONLY KF is dying / not updated / etc thread

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wiggles3000

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dont die on me thread! please!

i seriously just made an account to bump this thread

(long time lurker btw)

i realy want an update soon..... :(
 

Yoshiro

In Soviet Russia, Yoshiro is a cake
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The time for the announcement is a Surprise. As per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which Tripwire is a new signatory, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.


(yes I stole this)
 

mamoo

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The time for the announcement is a Surprise. As per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which Tripwire is a new signatory, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

Does the entire TWI team playing a game with no server, map or ping according to Steam recently have anything to do with this 'surprise'?
 

mamoo

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I like pie

Me too.
pi-day-2010.jpg
 

9_6

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Your vague indications somehow lead me to believe that something surprising will happen. Tommorrow.
If that is not the case and no surprise has been delivered up until then, I am lead to believe that killing floor is, in fact, dying.
 

KingJoker

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Jun 15, 2009
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Far Far Away
Shaun said:
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.

I hope it comes soon :D!
 

-[SiN]-bswearer

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I hope it comes soon :D!

that's what she said :p

anywho............

surprise me. i like surprises. perhaps the update can come at 4am eastern time on a saturday morning when nobody will notice? that would surprise me to wake up and say oh, KF has risen from the dead.
 

Outsider

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Aug 15, 2009
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I believe it too : this game is just dying although there are very good ideas made from everyone with maps and mutators.
But the core of the game itself is too old. It needs many things such as :
- a balancing of the sharpshooter perk
- a least one new weapons for the firebug
- IMHO, some new kind of bonuses for perks like active or passive actions
- IMHO, some new features like lights not on weapons but on the player, and some melee movement like the ones in the beta mutator

At least, it would need a balancing patch. And i think we have waited enough !!!
 

Repeller

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Apr 20, 2010
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If you guys keep complaining, the only release they are going to come out with is a smiley face for a loading screen... You think i'm joking, but just watch...