the Trader Innuendo Thread
- Thread starter gusone
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I DEMAND THIS, NOW!
srsly, if we dont get rid of LAW, might as well do this
oh BTW here
"I do say there chap. That wood cutting device is quite phallic and large if you understand what I am saying..."
"Oh my, that fire axe appears to be making me quite hot and bothered for no apparent reason whatsoever."
"I do love a man who spends excess amounts of money at my store to little or no appearant effect. Enjoy your LAW!"
"I would like you and your mates to drop your drawers and ***** all over my **** and ***** **** ******* *** ****** ***** ******* ***** **** **** ** OH GOD YES **** *** ****. Come again!"
"Oh my, that fire axe appears to be making me quite hot and bothered for no apparent reason whatsoever."
"I do love a man who spends excess amounts of money at my store to little or no appearant effect. Enjoy your LAW!"
"I would like you and your mates to drop your drawers and ***** all over my **** and ***** **** ******* *** ****** ***** ******* ***** **** **** ** OH GOD YES **** *** ****. Come again!"
The hell...? She's fugly as hell!
I still say the supply helicopter replacing the current dealer is a great idea... I'm tired of the stupid phrases she spews just like 90% of the people who play KF; her face is an eye sore, you think they could've made her look more like a woman rather than a man? Being on a massive BOW outbreak does not mean there can't be nice looking women, just look at Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead...
she's like paris hilton. you either find her hot or disgusting.
i personally think her model looks disgusting. not for racial reasons mind you, but she's got a certain equine quality to her face that i can't overlook.
this sounds like a gay british gentlemen. and not much subtlety there.
i personally think her model looks disgusting. not for racial reasons mind you, but she's got a certain equine quality to her face that i can't overlook.
this sounds like a gay british gentlemen. and not much subtlety there.
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"You're no Frank bruno, how d'you think you're going to carry that one?!"
Has anyone else ever wondered if, somewhere out there, Frank Bruno has bought this game and is sitting at his computer right now screaming "LET ME BUY FORE F****** GUNS!!! D=<"
Has anyone else ever wondered if, somewhere out there, Frank Bruno has bought this game and is sitting at his computer right now screaming "LET ME BUY FORE F****** GUNS!!! D=<"
She should say "Cheap Bastard!" whenever you go into her shop but don't buy anything....or something to that effect.
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The innuendo is stupid and insulting to female players. It should be replaced with comments that are genuinely witty - and yes, I will post some ideas in the appropriate thread.
I'm not offended by the innuendo (I'm a guy besides) but insulted by the use of 6th grade humor. It's stupid not funny. Same with fart jokes, dick jokes, etc. Put some effort into the humor guys!
Innuendo
The innuendo is stupid and insulting to female players. It should be replaced with comments that are genuinely witty - and yes, I will post some ideas in the appropriate thread.
I'm not offended by the innuendo (I'm a guy besides) but insulted by the use of 6th grade humor. It's stupid not funny. Same with fart jokes, dick jokes, etc. Put some effort into the humor guys!
Instead of her jumping around in 5 mins, make 1-2 other traders? That way the lines wouldnt get as annoying at the same speed. War veteran (Bill anyone?) or a second girl.
Also mind you. Shes brave enough to venture out in a apocalyptic city to SELL (greedy >_>) these soldiers weps, that would otherwise die. I dont think they care if its Megan Fox or a fat chick. I think shes hot in her own kind of way.
Also mind you. Shes brave enough to venture out in a apocalyptic city to SELL (greedy >_>) these soldiers weps, that would otherwise die. I dont think they care if its Megan Fox or a fat chick. I think shes hot in her own kind of way.
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No, she is not at all. This is going to sound racist, but I mean it in the best way possible - she is black, which is a turn off for some people including me. Plus she is a model, and although some people can pull off having an attractive model, KF did not one bit.
She was designed to be a ****, with her quotes that make no sense seeing as we are being attacked by zombies, and you can see her nipples through her shirt as well as it being too small and tight. If anything it entertains me sometimes because it is an okay comic relief, but mainly she pisses me off.
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Even if she was the last female in London because of the zombie crisis, I would have a hard time dealing with her. Hell I'd move to America.
End of innuendo.
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Different traders selling different weapons rather than them all???? add a little mix to the game
This thread is dedicated to people with a sense of humour. If you have no comedy to add. Leave. Don't make posts like that above. They are not welcome here. You would not say that in the workplace so do not say it here.
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The bikini means nothing without a "high quality chick" like Ursula Andress wearing it
Even if we are going to find out the trader's real identity is Frank-n-Furter (from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show") I'll be thankful to her/he/it/whatever for supporting me/us with "real" weapons (not only one 9mm and a knive) and ammo!
EDIT @gusone: I envy you for your positiv way of thinking/imagination!
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Those two made my life.
Upon purchasing a lever action: "I do so love a man with quick fingers." Or upon getting a flamethrower: "If you wanted it hot, all you had to do was ask."