the Trader Innuendo Thread

[Ipeut]

i think she herself looks hot, but that profile picture that pops up when she talks is ugly. xD but yeah, its a nice touch to the game. the only line that annoys me alot is the "ITS TIME TO GO SHOPIN" line xD

 

[bazookatooth]

After buying any of the special weapons:
"It's not just the size, it's also how you use it"

Buying chainsaw
"If the Siren opens her mouth, stick this inside her"

change it to:

"If the Siren opens her mouth, stuff this inside it"

 

[gusone]

For the shotgun

"I like a man who can pump"

 

[Nanostrike]

Am I the only one who has repeatedly tried to kill her? I've tried shooting, tossing grenades, using the Flamethrower, even using the LAW. She is so incredibly annoying...

 

[Dr. Pibb]

For the shotgun

"I like a man who can pump"

I like it

 

[TheTempestKing]

And the siren is hawter tha her

While I don't object in the sense that it doesn't take much to be "hotter" than the trader, I take issue with the fact that the siren is even being brought into consideration. Seriously. Just look at her/it.

 

[widowmaker]

I feel violated when she talks. TWI get ready for a sexual assault lawsuit.

 

[NitroBullet]

This is why TWI will never add a playable female character.

 

[Private_Joker]

For the shotgun

"I like a man who can pump"

Good stuff.

Combat armor--
"I fancy the lads who'll use protection."

and the crossbow,
"With all that power, you better put it in the right place babe."

-Joker

 

[213]

your referring to her voice when you say she's hot right? that character model is a bit "off". i mean what's with the long face?

 

[Templarion]

I like her and her voice but it is true that after some time everything is getting boring.

So, I muted her as well I did the same with reloading voices ("I'm reloading!" anyone?) and Voice Chat. If it bothers you, look at the in game options. There is everything.

 

[Nenjin]

'Cmon lads, let's do this quick. I promise I won't tell anyone."

'You boys aren't firing blanks, that's for sure!'

 

[CapnJack]

I've never heard her say half of these things. The audio in this game is so bugged. Or is it just me?

Quite funny stuff she says if you ask me. The one about sticking the chainsaw in the Siren's mouth made me LOL, literally.

 

[NitroBullet]

I've never heard her say half of these things. The audio in this game is so bugged. Or is it just me?

Quite funny stuff she says if you ask me. The one about sticking the chainsaw in the Siren's mouth made me LOL, literally.

This is a joke thread... They're just adding on to the Trader's "sexual" retorts.

 

[gusone]

I prefer to think of this thread as potential new material for a future patch. Xbow 'Hey babe. I guess you are looking for alot of head?'

 

[hockeywarrior]

To be honest, her facepalm comments and the equally face palm player voice overs make the game that much better for me... it's so bad, it's awesome! I mean, c'mon, it's a zombie shooter. I'm glad the devs aren't taking their own game too seriously.

It's the same reason they're adding a fricking Katana to the game! Oh and I'll add my own...

"I've had you in my sights all along!"

"Make sure you're all cocked and ready to go..."

"Come on in, bring all your friends!"

 

[demontrace]

To be honest, I only REALLY find her annoying, or anyone else's voiceovers, when it's the very start of the round, and her voice speaks over the sounds of the Zeds spawning in near me.
To me, it's CRITICAL that I know that a fleshpounder is spawning in near me, or better yet, a group of gorefasts or any other group actually spawned in RIGHT NEXT to me.

That's one spawn that I absolutely hate. Turn your back for a second, and an entire group spawns in about 3 feet away(and I don't mean from one of the actual spawn points behind the rubble). Thank god for the HW 3D Audio, making the speakers behind me let me know there's a bunch of zombies about to tear me apart.

But yeah, that doesn't happen when the trader is telling me that she's outta here boys. I just get ambushed with no warning.

 

[Colt .45 killer]

flamethrower

- some like it hot!

 

[gusone]

Hunting Shotgun.

"I like 2 at once babe!"

 

[JustFilth]

"Im wide open boys"

"Thats one hell off a package you got there"

"dont forget to come again" yes its a typo cough cough

" its all gonna dry up soon if your not quick"

"If it sticks just grease it up"

"Dont forget to pull it out in time"


List could go on... god i need help

Filthy.