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#61
People who buy their Journeyman's Card, and have no fackin' Idea of how to run a chop-saw let alone lay out a project. It is odd laying off a Journeyman when you are an Apprentice in charge of a million dollar job. Go back to The Hall LoZer.

People who went through a 4 year apprenticeship that I still have to babysit. Go back The Hall LoZer. :mad:

The Teacher who Graduated LoZer above. ^

Architects, if I had a dollar for every time I had to submit an addendum to those hozers(because their design will not work/fail in the field) I would retire. In Europe Architects have to actually work with their tools in a trade before becoming an Architect. GJ Euros.
 
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#63
Hip emo guy- usually able to be identified by the following.....


Trendy box framed glasses.
Metrosexual/Gay - It's borderline.
Pinstriped shirt.
Has at least 7 ounces of gel in his hair.
Lists foreign books as his favorite works.
Loves Broadway plays.
Finds "deep meaning" in everything.
His Myspace/Facebook profile lists 48978123 indie bands for the sake of being cool.
If in school, carries a messenger bag - not a backpack.
Usually some form of communist/socialist because it "sets them apart."



There's more, but babies need punching....
 
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#70
Fasten your complaimobile seatbelts! It's gonna be a tough ride!

-Capitalism
-Current goverment of United States of America
-Attendees of the Bilderberg group
-People who bash ideal of communism and know nothing about it *nudge nudge wink wink*
-Big corporate CEOs who take big effing profits from workers' job
-Nazis
-Neo-nazis
-Nazi fanboys *more nudge nudge wink wink*
-Centrist wet blankets who just want "nicer" capitalism IE. Social Dems
-More than mildly religious people
-People who support war in Iraq
-People who think cannabis should be legal
-Nationalists
-People who are drunk and sing "Tsingis Khan" in public transport vehicles
-People who speak on cellphones in movie theater *shivers in anger*
-People who let their underaged kids smoke
-People who can't read manuals
-People who hate Japan because of anime and manga :rolleyes:
-People who have squeaky pre-voice change voices and use VOIP
-Emos and goths
-Wannabe white gangstas who pretend they have tough life in the streets when they live in high-class residental areas
-Chav/pissis-subculture
-People who dont want to learn how to use computers
-People who think that finnish culture should be more "european"
-American attitude on firearms
-American attitude on cars
-People who let their dogs crap everywhere
-Reality TV
-People who pop bubblewrap that I found
-Elitists
 
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#72
Lets see...

Any extremist
Truth commercials (like I'm gonna listen to a guy tell me whats good for me when he looks stoned out of his ****ing mind)
People that complain about smoking (aww it smells bad, grow a pair)
Illegal immigrants that cant speak english (wtf were you thinking when you came here?)
Anti-gun people
Emos
Narrow minded people
Short peoples complex (you know those people, 3 feet tall, and talk so much ****)
Guidos, wiggers, chavs whatever the hell you call them, straight out of ghetto New York! :rolleyes:
People who breath loud/weird
People that sue for the most ****ing retarded pussy ass reasons, Take some responsiblilty you lazy bastards

I'm sure I can think of more, but I think I'm done pissing off everyone on the forums.
 
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#74
Lizardhands said:
People who use the word "gay" as an insult or negative adjective.

Eg.: "Oh this is so gay I have loads of homework."


The use of the word "fun" as an adjective. It is a NOUN.

Eg.: "This is so fun!"
Should be: "This is so much fun!"
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i do this alot, i know i shouldnt but i have said it all my life as a negative word lol, i find my self trying to stop in some of my classes becaue i know there is a homosexual boy in it and it makes me feel bad :(
 
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#75
CrazyThumbs said:
Lets see...

Any extremist
Truth commercials (like I'm gonna listen to a guy tell me whats good for me when he looks stoned out of his ****ing mind)
People that complain about smoking (aww it smells bad, grow a pair)
Illegal immigrants that cant speak english (wtf were you thinking when you came here?)
Anti-gun people
Emos
Narrow minded people
Short peoples complex (you know those people, 3 feet tall, and talk so much ****)
Guidos, wiggers, chavs whatever the hell you call them, straight out of ghetto New York! :rolleyes:
People who breath loud/weird
People that sue for the most ****ing retarded pussy ass reasons, Take some responsiblilty you lazy bastards

I'm sure I can think of more, but I think I'm done pissing off everyone on the forums.
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So I guess as someone who hates all extremists regardless of their beliefs and decides whether to listen to what someone says on their appearance, you make yourself want to punch babies, huh?

:p
 
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#76
Thats not the only reason I hate truth (trust me I have many more) It's just the one I chose. I mean serioulsy, he tells you how bad smoking is blah blah blah, and he looks like a full blown crack head, you know the one with the half closed eyes, big ass glasses, and exteremly messed up hair.

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Extremely flamboyant gay people, nothing against regualr gays, it even pisses my off when girls talk like that.
People that think it took 20 Shermans to destroy 1 Tiger.
 
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#77
Yeah, he's right.

I heard on Wikipedia that it took 712 Shermans to take out a Tiger, and we all know how reliable Wikipedia is.....


You know what I really hate? Like, completely, absolutely, and inifinitely hate?

1337 5p34k, or otherwise known as "stupid people talk."


I hate it when I enter a forum and see this:

"Lol, thats funy, cuz my bro did da same thing and he dint get caht cuz he made shure to blok out tEh lite. I rofl'd a lot n he goot mad @ me so he k1ckd me hahahahahaha."


Goddamn those people! Speak English!
 
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#78
Here's a good one: The Brady Bunch

BuddyLee said:
When Rush Limbaugh is all doped up on painkillers in his underpants, drooling like a baby... I would punch him.

He reminds me of the fat guy in SE7IN... only more disgusting.
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And far more deserving of being punched, too.

@RSS: how about people who espouse a communist stance, but know nothing about it? That deserves a nudge and a wink, I'd say. :p

Shouts to Rock and Tak.
 
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#79
- elitists
- overly religous people
- people that use 1337 speak
- people that put more then one !, ? or smiley at the end of sentance
- people that think its cool to be rude or act like dumb****
- the fact that Bethesda has Fallout license
- people that live by the "eye for an eye" code
- people who think that war/agression is always the only answer to every problem


Enough for now :)
 
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#80
I am very sorry to hear about people raping your bubblewrap.

Extra hates:

Casual use of the word 'rape'
Casual reference to hitting babies
The casual assumption that anarchism and nihilism are the same thing
The intellectual sloppiness of categorising any race, religion, sexual preference or nation by the use of a simple phrase or two
Dismissing any form of belief just because you take a personal dislike to one of its adherents
Ignorance and intolerance
 
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