the things that make you want to punch a baby thread
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Well here's a tale of something that irritated me...
On combined arms maps: People playing as Infantry who, when failing to take objectives, blame you (as a tanker) for not doing enough to support them when you're being torn up by AT for lack of infantry support.
I remember I was a tank commander in a fairly small game, the map was RoadtoHill-Combined. There was only one tank, a Panzer IV F1 infantry support tank (the one with the short gun). Well anyway I found it was absolutely not suited for a one-on-one fight with a T34. It couldn't penetrate the frontal armor of the opposing tank at any angle or range. (And believe me, I tried, I only managed to kill the T34 once, when I caught it off guard and got a couple rounds into the rear. Of approximately 15 frontal hits I scored, every one glanced off.)
As I was alone in the tank I was manning both the positions myself, meaning there was no way I could manuever around to the T34's side or rear, stop, and re-aim before the T34 either killed me or angled itself against my new vantage point. Not that I didn't try (and die dozens of times in the process). This led the sniper on my team to tell me "You ****, get out of the ****ing tank". I had decided to give up being a tanker just beforehand anyway, and respawned as AT infantry, only to be teamkilled by the sniper, who then left the server. (Interestingly, I had phenomeonally greater luck against the T34 with Panzerfausts than I had had opposing it with the tank. I managed to knock it out several times.)
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Fasten your complaimobile seatbelts! It's gonna be a tough ride!
-Capitalism
-Current goverment of United States of America
-Attendees of the Bilderberg group
-People who bash ideal of communism and know nothing about it *nudge nudge wink wink*
-Big corporate CEOs who take big effing profits from workers' job
-Nazis
-Neo-nazis
-Nazi fanboys *more nudge nudge wink wink*
-Centrist wet blankets who just want "nicer" capitalism IE. Social Dems
-More than mildly religious people
-People who support war in Iraq
-People who think cannabis should be legal
-Nationalists
-People who are drunk and sing "Tsingis Khan" in public transport vehicles
-People who speak on cellphones in movie theater *shivers in anger*
-People who let their underaged kids smoke
-People who can't read manuals
-People who hate Japan because of anime and manga
-People who have squeaky pre-voice change voices and use VOIP
-Emos and goths
-Wannabe white gangstas who pretend they have tough life in the streets when they live in high-class residental areas
-Chav/pissis-subculture
-People who dont want to learn how to use computers
-People who think that finnish culture should be more "european"
-American attitude on firearms
-American attitude on cars
-People who let their dogs crap everywhere
-Reality TV
-People who pop bubblewrap that I found
-Elitists
-This post
PS: Unclean
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Narrowminded people who get a horribly skewed view of conservative christians and bash them constantly over the internet.
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-Anti-gun activists
-Extremely feminine gay people
-wiggers/ghetto "I'm a hardass" guys
-people that thinks blacks are better than every other race at sports(maybe not enough to punch a baby but angering none the less)
-school kids that do things to get attention
-nazis
-those who are so religious that it borders on madness
That is it for now.
-Extremely feminine gay people
-wiggers/ghetto "I'm a hardass" guys
-people that thinks blacks are better than every other race at sports(maybe not enough to punch a baby but angering none the less)
-school kids that do things to get attention
-nazis
-those who are so religious that it borders on madness
That is it for now.
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When the place down the road from work that is known for their ohmfugaja pwn chicken is out of chicken, and reduced to serving burgers.
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When you put your turn signal on in traffic and the person next to you immediately speeds up to cut you off.
That, and government, period.
That, and government, period.
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UPDATE:
-Tom Clancy and his books
-People who don't give their places for mothers with children in pub transport
-Way how Creative packs it's ear phones
-Lidl
-Complete asshats who claim tanks for themselves in RO GO AND CHOKE PEOPLE
-Lack of montages in modern film
-Existance of Eric Bauman
-Coffee-o-matics which make coffee paste instead of coffee
-Coffee-o-matics which don't have tea option
-People who don't like Benny Hill
-Tom Clancy and his books
-People who don't give their places for mothers with children in pub transport
-Way how Creative packs it's ear phones
-Lidl
-Complete asshats who claim tanks for themselves in RO GO AND CHOKE PEOPLE
-Lack of montages in modern film
-Existance of Eric Bauman
-Coffee-o-matics which make coffee paste instead of coffee
-Coffee-o-matics which don't have tea option
-People who don't like Benny Hill
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Dude eat some fruit.
Makhno, yeah, I know what you mean about the Anarchism thing. People think it's just like OMG NO GOVERNMENT YOU CAN DO WHAT THE **** YOU WANT PARTAAAAAAAY not realising it's an actual proper, thought-out, perfectly valid political theory.
This guy at my school drew the anarchy symbol on his book and it was like:
"Oh, so you're an anarchist, huh?"
"Yeah, government ****s."
"Yeah, you're not an anarchist. You're a total conformist."
"I'm an anarchist punk ***** yo I **** u i wont do wat u tel me."
"Name one anarchist writer. ONE."
"Uhhh..."
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- Uneducated voters...
god i hate it when people vote on something they know nothing about, especially when they're so passionate about it.
god i hate it when people vote on something they know nothing about, especially when they're so passionate about it.
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you guys pretty much nailed everything i hate
but on top of all things:
-Anti-gun people
-Illegal Immigrants
-When the goverment thinks its alright to let the illegals already here stay (hello thats why their called "Illegals")
-When people don't speak english in an english speaking country (USA)
-Ellen Degeneres for giving a Ninteno Wii to a kid who is BLIND
-How NJ car insurance costs me more than the price i paid for my car
-NJ Gun Laws
-Having to worry about if you look at someone the wrong way you might get "jumped"
-People who think their hard or a gangster
but on top of all things:
-Anti-gun people
-Illegal Immigrants
-When the goverment thinks its alright to let the illegals already here stay (hello thats why their called "Illegals")
-When people don't speak english in an english speaking country (USA)
-Ellen Degeneres for giving a Ninteno Wii to a kid who is BLIND
-How NJ car insurance costs me more than the price i paid for my car
-NJ Gun Laws
-Having to worry about if you look at someone the wrong way you might get "jumped"
-People who think their hard or a gangster
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I'm with ya there. Freaking idiots.
You just described politics in Cali to a T by the way...
I've got a couple:
German cars. All of 'em.
Over-hyped products. See also: German cars.
People who STILL believe the hype even after being *****-slapped with the truth about how much their German car is a POS that falls apart constantly.
Asshats who talk smack to me about cars. The odds of you knowing more about cars than me is pretty damn low. You had better have 20 years of auto tech experience in all brands under your belt, or I won't even consider what you say.
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