The most advanced Horzine technology...

[CrashFu]

Is clearly those spring-loaded chairs they leave everywhere. Jeez, you just bump into those things and they go flying across the room.

 

[Zozma]

Of course! They were able to reduce their facilities personnel costs by increasing the amount of stuff a single individual could carry. Now they only need one person in order to set up a conference room instead of 2!

 

[Paronine]

I'm still trying to figure out what the coffee mugs are made out of. Can't break them no matter what I do.

 

[CrashFu]

Whatever system of code they use to tell the dozens of unlabelled, default-icon folders on their computer desktops is clearly a work of genius, as well.

(I wish they were labelled, so that if you zoomed in with a high power scope you could see folder names like "Specimen Rule34" and "Alan Wilson soundfiles")

 

[zYnthetic]

Horzine staff were pretty enthusiastic when it came to desk chair racing. The janitorial staff was actually the most prestigious position in the company since the design for teflon coating used on the floors and high performance lubrications for chairs is what maintained their iron grip on the championship in the professional circuit and led to them taking last year's crown in sock skating.