The Elder Scrolls V

[Verluste]

Uhh I hate the couriers. "Here, have this note! I won't tell you who is it from, or what the note is labeled"

...

"Item(s) added"

and you have to go through all your notes. Drives me crazy. I have hundreds of items in the books category.

Last messenger only wore underpants and sandals. I could have sworn it was an escort boy but he said ''nope, thats all''.

 

[Shadrach]

But yea, if people tell you you look tired you haven't slept in a while, if they make a comment about you looking sick or smelling bad you have a disease.

Yeah I know that, but what about IN THE GAME???


I didn't even know you could get curses and stuff, I've probably played 10+ hours with this curse on me lol. That's what I get for not having played any of the other games

Awaaay to the temple for blessings!

 

[Oldih]

I'll just leave this here: http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sk...rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

 

[mamoo]

Not real, but still funny:
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sk...rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

Also:
http://www.oxm.co.uk/36456/features/skyrim-15-most-annoying-npc-quotes/

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy *** assassinations."

Gold

 

[Moyako]

I'll leave this here...

http://www.xfire.com/video/509c3d/

 

[hockeywarrior]

"When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy *** assassinations."

Gold

LOL yeah I seriously read that line about 20 times and still laughed in a mix shock and bewilderment.

 

[Fedorov]

I just finished the Dark Brotherhood quest line. My favorite part of the game so far, and makes me take back what I said a few posts earlier. HAIL SITHIS!

[Remain silent]

 

[husbert]

"I'm Spending Christmas In Skyrim" - John Mapes - YouTube!

 

[Fedorov]

 

[fiftyone]

LOL yeah I seriously read that line about 20 times and still laughed in a mix shock and bewilderment.

It's terrible really, amazing what can be done with the English language, I'm laughing all to myself in front of the screen .

 

[LightsabeR]

Skyrim horse physics:

Spoiler!

 

[Nezzer]

skyrim horse physics:

Spoiler!

roflshmlcoomm :d

 

[Pvt.pile]

WTF horses aren't that ugly are they?? You got your game on lowest settings?

 

[LightsabeR]

Reddit is full of Skyrim, just gotta post some of it here:

Spoiler!

 

[Nezzer]

‪The Dragonborn Comes - Skyrim Bard Song and Main Theme Female Cover‬ - YouTube

 

[LightsabeR]

Holy **** that was good.

 

[Murphy]

Holy echo batman. :/

 

[LightsabeR]

Oh and here's what Yahtzee had to say:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5020-The-Elder-Scrolls-V-Skyrim

 

[I. Kant]

I have obtained a copy. Consider me dead to the world.