The "anything" thread
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So today, was in the shower and looked at my chewbaccaboy body and I thought to myself "hmm, it wouldn't be a bad idea to shave my body entirely so I can be nicer to be with in bed due to not being so damn hairy. :V "
And so, I picked up my razor which was pointed up out of a pot. Problem is though, I picked it up by the blade and felt the cold metal streak its way through my finger and I felt a cold, sucking, stinging sensation.
Cue music.
Credits to Bernard Herrmann, the composer and a good friend of mine.
So, by this point, I screamed, slipped and held onto the shower curtain, pulling it off the railings as I descended, only to lay there in the foetal position, sobbing as the water continued to patter down on my cold, pale body as my warm, red blood pooled at the other end to disappear into the drain. I could not take my mind of this terrible pain and I still can't right now, for I am scarred for life by such an experience known only to an unlucky few.
But I still had strength, I had willpower, I still had some life in me yet to go away. I picked up the psychotic razor from the pot again and stood up, like a real trooper. I then continued to fight the battle with between my massed body hair and the diminutive razor clutched in my big manly hand. However, the severe blood loss had left me fatigued and I did not have the strength to perform such a task correctly, let alone finish it, so now the battlefield of my body has a bit of a botch job on it... Rather patchy.
So yeah, rawrrawrrawr, I cannae sustain even the most minor injuries 'cos I'm such a great big fairy and while I'm here, I might as well ask if anyone has any good tips that can be done quickly and reliably in the bathroom. I don't have an electric razor and I don't have shaving foam. Which would be the better investment?
And so, I picked up my razor which was pointed up out of a pot. Problem is though, I picked it up by the blade and felt the cold metal streak its way through my finger and I felt a cold, sucking, stinging sensation.
Cue music.
Spoiler!
Credits to Bernard Herrmann, the composer and a good friend of mine.
So, by this point, I screamed, slipped and held onto the shower curtain, pulling it off the railings as I descended, only to lay there in the foetal position, sobbing as the water continued to patter down on my cold, pale body as my warm, red blood pooled at the other end to disappear into the drain. I could not take my mind of this terrible pain and I still can't right now, for I am scarred for life by such an experience known only to an unlucky few.
But I still had strength, I had willpower, I still had some life in me yet to go away. I picked up the psychotic razor from the pot again and stood up, like a real trooper. I then continued to fight the battle with between my massed body hair and the diminutive razor clutched in my big manly hand. However, the severe blood loss had left me fatigued and I did not have the strength to perform such a task correctly, let alone finish it, so now the battlefield of my body has a bit of a botch job on it... Rather patchy.
So yeah, rawrrawrrawr, I cannae sustain even the most minor injuries 'cos I'm such a great big fairy and while I'm here, I might as well ask if anyone has any good tips that can be done quickly and reliably in the bathroom. I don't have an electric razor and I don't have shaving foam. Which would be the better investment?
no matter what the ads say, it is NOT a special Brazilian technique that will make you somehow exotic and/or sexy.
Absolutely horrible idea, without a doubt
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If you want a vasectomy here in the states, its a do-it-yourselft'er...
But yes, horrible idea, just the mindgame on yourself
But yes, horrible idea, just the mindgame on yourself
I dunno, I shaved mine out of boredom one time, and it was neat. Looked like an uncooked turkey sort of. My woman didn't care for it at all though haha.
Itchier than hell, too.
PROTIP: electric razors do a great job of shaving your face with no nicks or cuts. Not so much on other body parts that are, for instance, soft and have no really defined shape.
Also, just for Gibby, I'm going to leave this here:
Spoiler!
I guess I shouldn't but I may try trimming with scissors. But then again it makes the hairs more like stubble on the end, so it's like being screwed by a brillo pad.
Also, Mr. Steele, whatever you posted in that spoiler doesn't seem to show up for me. D:
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I guess I shouldn't but I may try trimming with scissors. But then again it makes the hairs more like stubble on the end, so it's like being screwed by a brillo pad.
heh
It's a fox that had a run-in with a very angry razor-wielding squirrel. Wound up looking like a poodle.
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Ah, the joy of shaving the nether realm.
Depending on hair length, it can be advisable to trim the hair with scissors before shaving it. Also, a wet shave, with blade and foam produces the cleanest result, which you will definately want to get.
But be advised: the only benefit of being completely or brazilian shaved is a slight boost in confidence, as there isn't any hair covering up the first few millimeters of your member, this making it appear a tad longer. And a second benefit would be being able to score with a girl that's shallow enough to care for male body hair, or rather the lack thereof...
But the downsides are: It itches. Especially in the marble area, when the hair starts growing back (which is about an hour and a half after you shaved, about ten minutes after the itch from the shaving itself stopped. You can substract ten minutes of that time if you use an electric razor).
It's a lengthy process (one hour at least), and you have to repeat it frequently. Depending on your pain and itch tolerance and your need to look "good", the frequency might be between twice a day and every second day.
And you will end up with a very shallow girlfriend who thinks she's cool and hot, and while she is in fact good looking, she's actually dumb and boring in bed and would spend more time in the bathroom for getting pretty than you'd do, if you weren't in there all day to shave any nook and cranny you'd find.
Depending on hair length, it can be advisable to trim the hair with scissors before shaving it. Also, a wet shave, with blade and foam produces the cleanest result, which you will definately want to get.
But be advised: the only benefit of being completely or brazilian shaved is a slight boost in confidence, as there isn't any hair covering up the first few millimeters of your member, this making it appear a tad longer. And a second benefit would be being able to score with a girl that's shallow enough to care for male body hair, or rather the lack thereof...
But the downsides are: It itches. Especially in the marble area, when the hair starts growing back (which is about an hour and a half after you shaved, about ten minutes after the itch from the shaving itself stopped. You can substract ten minutes of that time if you use an electric razor).
It's a lengthy process (one hour at least), and you have to repeat it frequently. Depending on your pain and itch tolerance and your need to look "good", the frequency might be between twice a day and every second day.
And you will end up with a very shallow girlfriend who thinks she's cool and hot, and while she is in fact good looking, she's actually dumb and boring in bed and would spend more time in the bathroom for getting pretty than you'd do, if you weren't in there all day to shave any nook and cranny you'd find.
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I didn't know shaving your nethers was this strongly connected to the stupidity and shallowness of the sex partners you attract. I didn't know even know it had an effect at all except when you're strolling around with nothing on but a shirt and socks...
That's why I love this forum. I learn something new every day.
That's why I love this forum. I learn something new every day.
As a very hairy guy (especially down-under) I find that its best to find a balance in the amount of hair one should allow in their nether-region. When you shave your stuff, you don't want it all gone unless you're going for the pre-pubescent look. Dumb, shallow club skanks might be into the no body hair thing, but when you find a smart, funny, interesting chick who actually acts like an adult, chances are they are looking for someone who actually looks like a real man. At the same time, it's important to do routine maintainence, as most girls don't like it if you are sporting a chia pet on your package. This applies to chest and pit hair as well. Although I never shave my chest (as I prefer the wild savage look), I always make sure I trim off any pit hair that sticks out of my pits if my arm is at my side.
I usually make sure that my pelvic patch is kept at a level of several days worth of 5 o'clock shadow. I also take all the hair off the shaft, and in general a single blade disposable razor works best for this. One thing that I always keep clean shaved is the gooch area (which if you don't know is the area between the sack and the butthole). This is more of a hygenic thing because if you don't shower every day (like me during finals week), it can quickly start stinking a bit, and the hair down there tends to cause the most discomfort as it can get yanked when you sit down or stand up
), I always make sure I trim off any pit hair that sticks out of my pits if my arm is at my side.I usually make sure that my pelvic patch is kept at a level of several days worth of 5 o'clock shadow. I also take all the hair off the shaft, and in general a single blade disposable razor works best for this. One thing that I always keep clean shaved is the gooch area (which if you don't know is the area between the sack and the butthole). This is more of a hygenic thing because if you don't shower every day (like me during finals week), it can quickly start stinking a bit, and the hair down there tends to cause the most discomfort as it can get yanked when you sit down or stand up
While working in a sportscenter in a town close to my own town I noticed a faint smell of smoke. Figuring someone was probably burning some treebranches or other oraginic waste I didn't care of it much. Then in my office while working I heard the news on the radio saying there was a large fire in my town, in a warehouse close to the church. My uncle runs a shop near the church, it has a warehouse too. So I called my dad to check on the internet if there was indeed a fire, which he confirmed. He then called my uncle and apperantely it was a different shop that was across the street of the garage of my aunt also not far from the church. Apperantely the smoke was so thick you couldn't see anything on the town's square.
I didn't know shaving your nethers was this strongly connected to the stupidity and shallowness of the sex partners you attract. I didn't know even know it had an effect at all except when you're strolling around with nothing on but a shirt and socks...
That's why I love this forum. I learn something new every day.
All personal experience...
Huh. Interesting how experiences vary. Personally I can't stand body hair and I keep it all trimmed.. it's just good grooming to do so imo. I've been shaving the junk since I was in high school and it has always received appreciative and positive feedback from the girls I've dated. Simply put, you get more head with a clean jimmy and jewels than with a chewbacca cock - that is a fact. Also, it's like anything else, the more you take care of yourself the better. Good grooming is just part of a healthy lifestyle in my opinion. As far as itching goes, for me it itched only after the first few times I shaved it back when I was a teenager, it doesnt itch at all anymore and I do it once a week, maybe a week and a half (I guess my pubes dont grow that fast compared to the Rat).
As far as it having something to do with the quality of people you attract... huh what? Smart, funny, interesting adult chicks want someone who looks like a 'real man'? ...lol, it must suck to live in that little box.
As far as it having something to do with the quality of people you attract... huh what? Smart, funny, interesting adult chicks want someone who looks like a 'real man'? ...lol, it must suck to live in that little box
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I found that soap and water helped better in that regard than a blade and some foam. Also, the parts that should go into the mouth don't sport that much hair to begin with...
If it were only the pubes...
As far as it having something to do with the quality of people you attract... huh what? Smart, funny, interesting adult chicks want someone who looks like a 'real man'? ...lol, it must suck to live in that little box
Allright, got me there. Having a shaved shlong doesn't impede your ability to get quality company. Still, company that states the absence of hair as an absolute requirement of amourous favours is IMHO to be avoided.
I for one would never ever demand that a girl shaved any of her hair. Not that I get turned on by it, it simply doesn't bother me. And it's quite a myth that hygiene and hair rule each other out...