The "anything" thread

[Crusher]

One of my cats (let's call her Grey) was quite ill the past few weeks and yesterday morning she seemed very weak. The rest of the day we couldn't find her anywhere and after a while we assumed she died because when a cat feels her death comming she will run away to die somewhere alone. I was quite sure she died because she didn't even show up at night. This morning I open the door to let my other cat outside and Grey is standing at the door, dirty, wet and confused, like she was dead for a week and then came back to life. If I would see a cat laying around like that I would presume it's dead for quite a while. But it was quite suprising to see her alive again after I was pretty sure she was dead. Still sick though but she can heal maybe.

 

[SMIFF]

My cat Taffy was too fat, ginger and lazy to run off and die alone, so he just took a massive final sh*t on the stairs (last laugh, my mother hated it) and hid in the spare room till he died.

Well played Taffy.

 

[Merin Redplate]

My cat Taffy was too fat, ginger and lazy to run off and die alone, so he just took a massive final sh*t on the stairs (last laugh, my mother hated it) and hid in the spare room till he died.

Well played Taffy.

haha genius.
"Take that you mother ****ers!"

 

[dogbadger]

I've got a pc playing up. Win XP loads fine, but click an icon or use the start menu and it hangs indefinately. Safe mode works 100%.
Sounds a bit viral to me but can't find issues. Sound familiar to anyone?

In other news really enjoyed Barca's win yesterday and i bought a diving watch from 1985.

 

[SiC-Disaster]

My turn for trying a fat woman came into the shoestore today joke
So, a fat woman came into the shoe store today, wanted some hiking boots to see glacier mountains, or as she called it: moving mountains.
I told her no problem, you can have my job because i see moving mountains every day!

(tbh i'm highly doubting teh funneh but this is the best i could come up with during lunch break )

 

[Nimsky]

My turn for trying a fat woman came into the shoestore today joke
So, a fat woman came into the shoe store today, wanted some hiking boots to see glacier mountains, or as she called it: moving mountains.
I told her no problem, you can have my job because i see moving mountains every day!

(tbh i'm highly doubting teh funneh but this is the best i could come up with during lunch break )

Did you really say that to her? If so, good. If not, you should have.

So you're no longer bodemonderzoeker or whatever it was called? Which store do you work for then?

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

WTF? Superman...

 

[SheepDip]

In other news really enjoyed Barca's win yesterday

Did you not think it was awful? Messi's 2nd goal aside it was one of the worst Champions League games I've ever watched.
Far too much pussy-bullsh*t theatrics and some truly, truly terrible refereeing.

 

[Carl Gustav]

Three dudes were walking, Gabe Newell(valve CEO), Bobby Kotick(activision blizzard CEO), Todd Howard(game producer at bethesda).
-I think we have made the best first person shooter series ever.
-Meh, i think we have the best RPG trilogy ever. - replied Todd
-Well, we developed the best zombie survival game. - said Gabe
They all decided to check if they were right.
-Elder scrolls is really the best RPG trilogy! - Todd jumped in joy.
-WHAT THE **** IS TRIPWIRE - raged Gabe
-WHAT THE **** IS TRIPWIRE - Bobby cried even more


Sorry for my bad engrish

 

[DraKon2k]

motivated for the weekend

 

[REZ]

Yeah, so I stayed up and watched the wedding. 12 midnight to about 6am. It was really nice. I for one really appreciate all of the tradition and effort that goes into something like that. Coming from the country that is the McDonalds of the planet it was very refreshing to see all of the regalia, the Abbey, the ceremony. The Brits ought to be proud (even if you dont like the Royals).

William and Catherine are such a beautiful couple. I'd like to say, in a very crass sort-of American way, that Catherine could fall in a bucket of pig sh!t and come out sparkling. She carries such grace and exudes class.. not to mention how gorgeous she is. Her smile could light up the darkest of caves. William is a very lucky man. I wish them both the best for the future.

 

[SiC-Disaster]

Did you really say that to her? If so, good. If not, you should have.

So you're no longer bodemonderzoeker or whatever it was called? Which store do you work for then?

Well, no i didnt tell her wouldnt want to be out of a job on the third day or so in

But yeah, that other job basically went to **** after winter set in, and we were no longer allowed to use the boat (or in other words, breaking ice became illegal )
I dont mind at all though, because for the couple of nice perks the job had (no boss breathing down your neck, being outdoors) it came with a lot of stupid **** too.
Anyways, the job i work in now is situated in Drachten, called Veneboer Outdoor en Camping.

 

[LemoN]

motivated for the weekend

We can fix that.

 

[Pvt.pile]

Didn't watch the royal wedding.

 

[C_Gibby]

Didn't watch the royal wedding.

I slept through it.

 

[Merin Redplate]

Meh, I was going to watch it, but school interfered.

 

[timur]

AP examinations begin soon across the US.... these are such killers!

 

[dogbadger]

Did you not think it was awful? Messi's 2nd goal aside it was one of the worst Champions League games I've ever watched.
Far too much pussy-bullsh*t theatrics and some truly, truly terrible refereeing.

yes I agree but I do actually enjoy the bad blood between these teams.
It was clear that dispite playing at home real were going to stifle barca and try to contain them, and as they got more physical it was inevitable barca would draw fouls and try to get real's players carded.
Once pepe was off they opened them up and at least the game was rescued by brilliance of the 1 guy who doesn't seem to get involved in all that crap.
I've always loved what barca stand for and besides a loss for mourinho is a victory for exciting football in my book.
Hopefully the second leg should be a decent game.

The watch i bought is the exact model (and year) from OPF cold war crisis except it has the seiko rubber strap and an purple aftermarket face - i'm looking to get a new black face (be nice if i could get a 'KOSEI' one made)

Although i am a minor collector of watches and specifically seiko divers anyway, it could be argued that making a purchase based on a watch being in a video game is pretty retarded.

 

[Crusher]

Why was everyone so interested in that marraige? Like they've never seen a marriage before.

 

[Bluehawk]

Because deep down, the commoners still believe that blue blood sets the aristocracy above the rest of the species.