Swedes Burn Bunnies for Fuel

[Nibe]

Dear Sir, I believe you are horribly wrong there. We love all kinds of felines very dearly. That

 

[{Core}Craig]

Mmmm. I like bunnies...

Are you like other finns i know, and enjoy putting on party hats and spinning counter clockwise whisly dancing in the moonlight on the 2nd thursday of the equinox.

I happem to think bunny meat is too chewy and much prefer boiled danish boy. The danes are a tender people that make good sandwiches. Maybe with raddish and cucumber, but they do not compliment pickle. I think thats to do with their feet. Hairy feeted goblins.

 

[Nibe]

Are you like other finns i know, and enjoy putting on party hats and spinning counter clockwise whisly dancing in the moonlight on the 2nd thursday of the equinox...

You forget that we do it shouting: "SAATANA!" and "PERKELE!".


And let's not forget the "VITTU!"

 

[Dumba [cro]]

The finns set kittuns on fire, the alight felines run around their house whilst on fire, creating a heat source around the home.

This also has the secondary purpose of providing a cooked dinner to the now warm men of the snow.

Yes finns are mean but they are cute, and as such I think they need hugs from all of us fellow gamers.

As gamers we like to be warm. We cant deny the swedes or finns thier heat source but maybe next time they can use something more horrible, more disgusting, more depraved, more wierd and just set fire to charlie and his buddies. Yes the banana king will overcome the coldness and become THE HEAT SOURCE FOR THE SCANDANAVIAN MASTERS OF PROGRESSIVE ROCK!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! You started off on a good note, but the last paragraph turned into a cursed pit of winter abomination!!!!!!!!!!! (how's my metal-speak? )

 

[Nibe]

As Conan showed to us:

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