99) When scientist are cracking their head on how the universe was created, the answer is the combine effort of 6 support specialist firing endless shotgun rounds thus the big bang theory.
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100) The Support Specialist's IQ is over 9000, way over it.
101) Support Specialists put actual bombs in their Jagerbombs.
102) Support Specialists don't walk, they rotate the Earth with their feet.
101) Support Specialists put actual bombs in their Jagerbombs.
102) Support Specialists don't walk, they rotate the Earth with their feet.
103) Support Specialist is so awesome I can't even describe it!
104) Support Specialist can stand Justin Bieber, Hannah Montana and Fred on volume 1000% at the same time and enjoy it!
104) Support Specialist can stand Justin Bieber, Hannah Montana and Fred on volume 1000% at the same time and enjoy it!
103) Steven Speilberg is planning a Dante's Inferno film and he's phoned Support Specialist to star in it as every single character in the film, including hell itself.
104) Support Specialist blew up his own pipebomb hat and managed to dodge the explosion.
105) Support Specialist can weld a door without a welder. Using a welder is for other perks.
106) If :IS2: is all powerful, can :IS2: create an object that even :IS2: cannot control? :IS2: did, and the result was the Support Specialist.
107) Support Specialist went skydiving without a parachute. Twice.
108) Support Specialist knows pain - he invented it.
109) Support Specialist takes "no-one's perfect" as a personal insult.
110) Support Specialist stares at a showerhead until it cries to turn it on.
111) Support Specialist can speak the Braille alphabet.
104) Support Specialist blew up his own pipebomb hat and managed to dodge the explosion.
105) Support Specialist can weld a door without a welder. Using a welder is for other perks.
106) If :IS2: is all powerful, can :IS2: create an object that even :IS2: cannot control? :IS2: did, and the result was the Support Specialist.
107) Support Specialist went skydiving without a parachute. Twice.
108) Support Specialist knows pain - he invented it.
109) Support Specialist takes "no-one's perfect" as a personal insult.
110) Support Specialist stares at a showerhead until it cries to turn it on.
111) Support Specialist can speak the Braille alphabet.
I was thinking the same thing ><
Not that you can call them jokes
This ^
They are facts.
113) The Mayan Calender ends on 21/12/2012, where many believe to have premonitions about the world ending in a big fiery cataclysm raining down through the skies from space... many mistakenly attribute this destruction to an act of God, when it is in fact a premonition of a Support Specialist sneeze.
114) The Support Specialist talks about Fight Club.
Sadly even though I just made those 2 up, they are perfectly interchangable with Chuck Norris
114) The Support Specialist talks about Fight Club.
Sadly even though I just made those 2 up, they are perfectly interchangable with Chuck Norris
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116) Only the Support Specialist can weld the patriarch to death....with his knife.
117) Only the Support Specialist can eat just one lays Potato Chip.
118)The Support Specialist had a staring contest with his reflection...and won.
117) Only the Support Specialist can eat just one lays Potato Chip.
118)The Support Specialist had a staring contest with his reflection...and won.
No the Sharpshooter can 1 shot Patty with a 9mm.
A Support Specialist just points his finger and says "bang".
He can also slam a revolving door,
120) The Horishima Bombing was actually a Support Specialist passing wind on accident while he was shopping for Ramen..... U.S. Just took the credit.