Support specialists...

[C_Gibby]

82) support specialist always smells what the rock is cooking... because the rock is support specialist's personal chef.

83) Support specialist has 9 moons. They are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.

84) The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can never be created or destroyed. Unless it's met with the Support Specialist.

85) Support Specialist won the olympic's weightlifting event by sucessfully lifting up all classes of weight... at the same time.

86) When the Terminator says that he'll be back, he's going to get help from the Support Specialist.

87) Support Specialist doesn't read books. He intimidates them into giving him the imformation he wants.

88) Berzerker eats nails for breakfast. Support Specialist does his grocery shopping at Wickes.

 

[SMIFF]

And did you also know that no matter where you are on earth you are being irradiated from space on a constant daily basis?

Anywhoo:

78) The Support Specialist ordered a Big Mac at burger king... and got one.

79) They once made a Support Specialist toilet paper, but there was a problem. It wouldn't take s*** from nobody.

80) The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. the Support Specialist. The film was canclled shortly after going into production... no one would pay

 

[C_Gibby]

You are too good at this lol

Jester takes all the good ones! D:

 

[FSUBoo]

82) Support Specialists don't PLAY Killing Floor, playing is for other perks.
83) Wanna know why a level 6 support specialist can carry so much weight? Because they have to carry all the other perks a**es in tough games.

 

[FSUBoo]

84) What most people don't realize, is that when the Support specialist injects himself with his "health syringe", he isn't healing himself. Instead, he is injecting himself with horse tranquilizers to make himself less bad*** so that other perks can get some kills, and also to take it easy on Fleshpounds, Scrakes, and Patty.

 

[crystaldragons]

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-hAQ5i6O4&playnext=1&videos=qjU65cukitA"]YouTube - You don't have dosh![/URL]
saw this on another post XD

 

[timur]

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-hAQ5i6O4&playnext=1&videos=qjU65cukitA"]YouTube - You don't have dosh![/URL]
saw this on another post XD

These videos.....amazing

 

[Oldih]

91) - Q's gadgets made for James Bond are actually welded together by Support Specialist.

92) - Support Specialist was originally featured in Dante's Divine Comedy's first print. However, after reading that page being Dante wet himself, cried in fear, shat bricks and burned the book and wrote it again while the Devil itself comforted him.

 

[Sammers]

93) Support Specialists can steal any of Chuck Norris' jokes, simply by replacing the words Chuck Norris with Support Specialist.

It's where half these jokes are obviously coming from

 

[YoYoBatty]

94) Support Specialist deal with specimens in 3 ways and all of those ways, the specimen dies.

95) Support Specialists can catch the Patty's rocket...with his teeth.

 

[HaTeMe]

22) Support Specialist does not walk into Mordor, he welds his way instead.
.

Nah he welds the black gate so the orcs cant get out of Mordor. And there we go, Middle Earth saved.

And LOL at the vids.

 

[FSUBoo]

Not sure if this is too a perverse comment, and mods, feel free to delete it if so.
96) Support specialists marry Sirens, because they like "screamers"

 

[HalfDemon]

YouTube - You don't have dosh![/URL]
saw this on another post XD

yeah I posted it on the vid thread, though its not my vid.

 

[Zerotick]

96)

He saw a support specialist and lived. Nuff Said

 

[Sammers]

95) Support Specialists can catch the Patty's rocket...with his teeth.

I love Ace Ventura.

97)A one legged Support Specialist can still win an ***-kicking contest.

 

[C_Gibby]

97)A one legged Support Specialist can still win an ***-kicking contest.

98) A one-legged support specialist can run at full sprint!

 

[crystaldragons]

I love Ace Ventura.

97)A one legged Support Specialist can still win an ***-kicking contest.

if he ever got a peg leg, it would be a fully functional boomstick!

 

[C_Gibby]

if he ever got a peg leg, it would be a fully functional boomstick!

A bit like this?
vvvvv

 

[Olivier]

^^^^^^ Hahahahahha ^^^^^^

 

[crystaldragons]

Exactly!!!