Support specialists...

[Madhate969]

58) Support Specialists can play russian roulette with a fully loaded gun... and win.

It wasn't just a gun, it was a hunting shotgun, both barrels.

 

[mamoo]

4:39-4:40 was a support specialist's shotgun blast:

YouTube - Final Destination 3 - Ending death

The rest of it was just him being near.

 

[HalfDemon]

63) The Boogie Man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Kratos.
Kratos looks under his bed for the Support Specialist.

 

[YFGHNG]

64) When the fp rages, he runs straight past the support specialist in the hopes that the support hasn't noticed him yet.

65) It wasn't Luke Skywalker that destroyed the Death Star, it was a support specialist going akimbo with a LAW in each hand.

 

[Evilsod]

66) The Stig is the Support Specialist.

 

[Leif]

67) Support specialists never lose the game.

 

[mamoo]

Time for a revival methinks.

Support specialists drive around in :IS2:s.

In the beginning, there was God, the heavens and the support specialist, but only until the support specialist kicked God's holy ***.

The support specialist's weapon of choice is a fully automatic holy hand grenade launcher, with shoop da woop attachment.

In Dante's hell, support specialists belong at level 1000000000000000000.

When a support specialist utters the words shambeh bambeh, all life within 100 miles immediately turns to mashed potatoes.

 

[Deafmute]

Support Specialists use shotguns.

 

[cvspartan101]

Support Specialists use shotguns.

I did not know that...

 

[Rogalik]

74) In Soviet Russia, doors weld Support Specialists
75) Nemesis chasing Jill was Support Specialist in his haloween costume.
76) Support Specialists don't get irradiated, they produce the radiation

 

[Zeron]

support specialists use shotguns.

oh my gooooooooooood!

 

[YoYoBatty]

76) Support Specialists don't get irradiated, they produce the radiation

Did you know that every human and/or living organism that contains potassium in their system emitts radiation because potassium is a radioactive element? Fortuneately the amount you emitt is so small that it is no were near dangerous.

 

[Sammers]

67) Support specialists never lose the game.

BUT WE DO

77)Support Specialists are able to destroy an :IS2:

 

[timur]

:IS2::IS2::IS2:This...is an epic thread!

 

[Olivier]

77)Support Specialists are able to destroy an :IS2:

Impossible :IS2:

 

[CandleJack]

Impossible :IS2:

A Support Specialist shot a LAW at an :IS2:, and an :IS2: shot a round at a Support Specialist.

Who won?

 

[YoYoBatty]

A Support Specialist shot a LAW at an :IS2:, and an :IS2: shot a round at a Support Specialist.

Who won?

The IS-2 because it has 900 hit points and the LAW only deals 850 damage.

 

[Deadbolt]

the is2 was angled so the law shot deflected off his armor directly back at the supports face!

 

[Freshmeat]

the is2 was angled so the law shot deflected off his armor directly back at the supports face!

The Support Specialist couldn't care less, then proceeds to unweld the :IS2: with extreme prejudice.

 

[Undedd Jester]

Did you know that every human and/or living organism that contains potassium in their system emitts radiation because potassium is a radioactive element? Fortuneately the amount you emitt is so small that it is no were near dangerous.

And did you also know that no matter where you are on earth you are being irradiated from space on a constant daily basis?

Anywhoo:

78) The Support Specialist ordered a Big Mac at burger king... and got one.

79) They once made a Support Specialist toilet paper, but there was a problem. It wouldn't take s*** from nobody.

80) The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. the Support Specialist. The film was canclled shortly after going into production... no one would pay