Support specialists...

[CandleJack]

30) Like candlejack, just mentioning the name support specialist results ina jksdgasdsdsdsdsdsdsdbhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm gonna need more rope...

 

[Oldih]

30) Like candlejack, just mentioning the name support specialist results ina jksdgasdsdsdsdsdsdsdbhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

anthracy why did you say his name?

 

[CandleJack]

anthracy why did you say his name?

He's not a very bright one, is he?

 

[FPK_I_AM_CONAN]

38) TWI didn't code the AA12, the support specialist perk added it himself.

 

[Repeller]

39) The added welding abilities for the support specialist are unnecessary, everyone knows the zeds run away from any areas the Support specialist is holding.

40) The Patriarch is so afraid of the Support specialist, he mows his lawn with his chain gun every first of the month, hoping the Support Specialist won't hunt him down and destroy him.

41) In Soviet Russia, and anywhere in the world, the Support Specialist kills you. No exceptions.

 

[Rudo]

42: Support Specialists like a bit of penetration

 

[anthracy]

43) Instead of using a skewer to make 'smores, a support specialist just puts the marshmallow on his finger and holds it over the open flame.

 

[brick_top1982]

44)

A support specialist once won a staring contest with the sun.

 

[anthracy]

45) A support specialist found a cure for cancer, but a sharpshooter prevented it from being published.

 

[SMIFF]

45) A support specialist found a cure for cancer, but a sharpshooter prevented it from being published.

Typical of those bastards isnt it.

 

[nezul]

42: Support Specialists like a bit of penetration

thats just perfect right there.....

46) support specialists dont tap asses they spank them with a hunting shotgun blast
47) support specialists can weld air
48) support specialists can hold a LAW in one hand and and a shotgun in the other.
49) support specialists refuse to reload a HS with a shell left in it, for it can still kill at least 10 zeds
50) support specialists love emptying their HS into the face of the last remaining zed......laughing as the zed does a double backflip.
51) support specialists refuse to use iron sights, for they have a shotgun.

 

[EricFong]

44)

A support specialist once won a staring contest with the sun.

Holy freak!

 

[brick_top1982]

52) A support specialist can win a game of connect four in 3 moves

 

[anthracy]

53) A sharpshooter can't win a game of connect four even in solo mode with unlimited moves and a strategy guide.

 

[Undedd Jester]

54) When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into a Support Specialist

55) There is no theory of evolution, there is only a list of what the Support Specialist allows to live.

56) In the average gamers bedroom there are 1'242 objects a Support Specialist could use to kill you... including the room itself

57) The Support Specialist first created the Firebug perk by one day urinating into a lighter...

58) Support Specialists can play russian roulette with a fully loaded gun... and win.

59) Some people wear Superman pyjamas... Superman wears Support Specialist Pyjamas...

60) In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. A Support Specialist was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

 

[Undedd Jester]

61) We live in an expanding Universe... all of it is trying to get away from the Support Specialist

 

[SMIFF]

Jester, you win.

 

[brick_top1982]

Jester.......... those are just pure gold....... couldn't keep my self still in my chair from laughing so much

 

[nezul]

O:....those are pretty epic....i feel so out matched....

 

[brick_top1982]

62) A support specialist eats a bowl of Kelogs Clots n' Crawlers for breakfast every morning