Support specialists...

[Boredom]

1) Support specialists never sleep.... they await.
2) Support specialists are Chuck Norris worst nightmare.
3) If a Support specialist watches "The Ring" movie, Samara will die 7 days after.
4) In the first day God made the light, in the second he made the sky, in the third he made earth, in the fourth day he made plants, and in the fifth he created animals. In the sixth day God created a Support Specialist... and he destroyed everything else with his AA-12.
5) When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he looks below his bed to see that no Support Specialist is hidden there.

keep it going guys!

 

[Undedd Jester]

6) While welding most Support Specialists have counted to infinity... twice...

 

[Olivier]

7) A SUppport Specialists knows what every specimen says and especially the Scrake (Huuurruuhhh Huuuuuur).

 

[SMIFF]

8) Support specialists successfully jack off to 2 girls 1 cup.

9) Support specialists eat nails for breakfast.....without any milk.

10) Support specialists can keep a straight face whilst reading one of shaun10656's posts.

 

[Badbloody]

haha @ 10 .

11) Support specialits loves queued people

 

[anthracy]

11) Support specialists eat baby zeds for breakfast, teenage zeds for lunch, and rape stalkers for dinner.

12) Global warming has been found to not be a cause of a warming trend, greenhouse gases, or orbital disharmony, but an effect from support specialists' aa12s kicking so much ***.

13) When 6 or more Support Specialists join a server the final "Your Squad Survived" message immediately pops up and the Patriarch begs for forgiveness.

14) Support Specialists are the other OTHER white meat.

15) The equivalent of a "restless night sleep" for a Support Specialist is murdering thousands of zeds.

16) In an effort to combat Support Specialists, the Patriarch began work on a Chuck Norris Specimen. Unfortunately, all it did was make jokes about how tough it was while Support Specialists proceeded to decapitate it.

 

[SMIFF]

17) A support specialist's level of agression is 12.

 

[HalfDemon]

*I'm a level 6 Support Specialist btw

18) King Leonidas and his brave 300 Spartans stood up to about a thousand Persians over a week. One Support Specialist has to face over 9000 Zeds every weekend.

19) Support specialists simply walk into Mordor.

20) Support specialists make Fleshpounds cry like little girl when they take away their drugs away.

21) While Sharpshooters churn through the majority of Zeds, Support Specialists are too busy doing the Commandos job of raping those stalkers.

 

[Oldih]

22) Support Specialist does not walk into Mordor, he welds his way instead.

23) Support Specialist shaves his beard and moustache with blowlamp

24) If Support Specialist dies, he is just pitying the fool before blasting his balls with shotgun.

25) Support Specialist knows what is a man.

 

[Sammers]

26) It takes 9001 puppeteers to make a Support Specialist smile, but only 1 to make him destroy an orphanage.

 

[vealck]

27) Support Specialist pounds Fleshpounds

28) Support Specialist drinks Bloat's bile for breakfast

29) Sirens scream because they are afraid of Support Specialist

30) Cigars are for pussies. Support Specialist smokes shotgun shells.

 

[EricFong]

27) Clot always hug Support Specialist because they are begging him not to kill them/

 

[Xolat]

13) When 6 or more Support Specialists join a server the final "Your Squad Survived" message immediately pops up and the Patriarch begs for forgiveness.

LOL, that's so funny and true, when me and other people have AA12 Patriarch gets destroyed in less than 10 seconds.

 

[brick_top1982]

28) a support specialist can slam a revolving door.

 

[EricFong]

29) Support Specialist kiss stalker with AA-12.

 

[anthracy]

30) Like candlejack, just mentioning the name support specialist results ina jksdgasdsdsdsdsdsdsdbhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[brick_top1982]

The numbers got a little muddled up so here is number

34) a support specialist is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

[dextronaut]

35: support specialist - the reason why you need to ask the team for a little extra dosh.

 

[Undedd Jester]

36. Candyman says Support Specialist 5 times in the mirror...

 

[brick_top1982]

36. Candyman says Support Specialist 5 times in the mirror...

That one had Fat Tire commin out of my nose, lol

37) Support specialist uses his welding tool to pick his teeth