Stories from Hell

[brick_top1982]

I've been pleasantly surprised with my recent pub games. Maybe its the turn of the season that is making everyone work together.... I don't know, but I'm liking it a whole lot. Had three consecutive wins last night, in three different pub rooms on HoE. All three were played flawlessly too, the only deaths we had were against pat when one of us were unfortunate enough to get killed when we circled him with chainsaws.

Things like that really get the butterflies going inside me

 

[Bill Nye The Science Spy]

I was on Water Works on HoE..our group was:x1 firebug,x1 Demo,(Me)x1 Support,x1 medic and x1 zerker, and x1 Commando.

Wave 10 comes along there was only 12 enemies left and the commando,medic and zerker were dead due to 3 sirens along with some a couple of gorefasts and clots came into the room all at the same time..the sirens hurt the medic and zerker to about 25 health and then a bloat comes from behind them and kills them both leaving the commando against 3 sirens,2 bloats and a couple of gorefasts and clots.Anyways there was 12 enemies left the remaining 3 are at full health and me and the demo had a little bit of armor left and the firebug was about 60. And we are waiting for them to come in and we welded 2 of the doors that are toward the right side.
All of a sudden one of the welded doors just bursted open and comes in 3 flesh pounds, 3 scrakes and 2 gorefasts so we retreat from them the firebug took out the gorefasts and from the open door comes in another scrake,a siren,a husk and 2 crawlers come in....me and the demo wasted everything that came through the open door and then i reloaded the aa-12 and then 1 of the fleshies auto raged.It ran into i pipe and got hit by about 2 m32 grenades and i shot it with a double barrel to the face and it died. Then we went down the small hole thing all 3 of us took out the scrakes and i only had 14 shells left for the aa-12 and 3 shells for the hunty.Then at the same time both of the flesh pound auto raged and i gunned one of the fleshpounds down with all the aa-12 ammo and 1 of the hunty shells.Then the other flesh pound wasted the firebug i shot it then with my last 2 shells and then threw the aa-12 and hunty on the ground and i retreat back inside the building shooting it with the pistol it then wasted the demo and comes after me. It hits me once i have 2 health left because i had a little bit of armor still. Then i remembered that i had a katana with the aa-12 and hunty ( i either use MP7 or katana to fill up the other 3 blocks) And i switched to the katana the flesh pound was about to kill me and a sliced at its chest and it just fell over and died. Then we wasted patty with pipe and grenade spam along with me gunning him with aa-12 and hunty

 

[FSUBoo]

Had a pretty epic game today in HoE. Hospital of Horrors, a friend invites me and another person, and I invite another friend. That's 4 of us. Another friend joins without me thinking to invite them. That's 5. We start off and are mixed perks for the first wave. Some level 2 that joined dies wave 1 and rage quits. Just before end of wave 1 a new person joins. Get to trader, we all buy our stuff and new guy runs into trader in time and we get to a spot a friend said he figures is a good one. Take a look at the perks that are being used and what do I see, 6 level 6 support specialists. I've never seen a more violent game in Killing Floor in my life. We're breezing through waves with 6 AA12's blowing everything to giblets. We didn't get to Patty as we got wiped by a FP and 2 Sirens late in wave 10 with 59 left. I had 8 nades and threw them and they hit the ground at fight of FP, and just before they blow the sirens blow them and we get wiped. Still probably the most fun gun I've ever had in Killing Floor. Ever wanna see a violent team, do 6 X Level 6 Support lol.

 

[Merin Redplate]

Haha, yeah.. It was fun! And oh, right.. I didn't remember if it was Drake or Nov.. x3

Spoiler!

 

[CandleJack]

I remember this one game on icebreaker, HoE.

2/3 of the team were holding that double-stairs "bridge" part of the ship, opposite the red room. My friend and i were using a glitch, and were busy healing ourselves due to Sirens.

Then this one guy started spewing bulls**t about how i need to use exploits, even though the only reason i was doing so was because my friend was a Level 2 (later that wave L3) Firebug and i was just having some fun with him.

I then decided to show him that i don't need to exploit, by kiting the whole map solo. inbetween arguing with him about how much i don't need exploits.

Turns out he couldn't handle scrakes or fleshpounds with his team, and left me with the remainder of the wave to solo. I guess we know who doesn't need glitches to win

I did this for what i believe to be just one more wave, wave 7. I finished that wave and sometime before that he ragequitted, possibly to try and save face at being humiliated/proven wrong. So i then quit the server, because it was getting late.

Spoiler!

Also, if Kind Sir Mr Yoshiro or Grand High Lord Xienen want me to tell them about the glitch, i'd be happy to inform them. Never let it be said i don't want glitches fixed.

 

[Crow72]

Crow the Medic

Crow the Medic

Well I don't remember the server, players, or difficulty but I thought I'd share the story anyway. So I'm flipping through servers trying to find one not too full or empty and I join in on a 4 or 5/6 server playing the Olde Tower Beta so I spawn. And I'm grabbing some gear to join the rest of the team and I come out of the doorway...

And run straight off the stairs to my death XD it sucked but I still lol'd

 

[CandleJack]

Just today i decided to join nutterbutters in a game, because i thought he might be a bit lonely by himself

So i got in at the end of wave 9, and i got to the trader near the toilets on kf-mountainpass. I didn't have any money, so i got a machete.

Straight after i did this, and without much time left, nutters shows up, repairs his armour, drops me some dosh, and wave 10 starts.

Nutters starts typing something, and as he's typing, he gets ganked by what i think was a couple of gorefasts, 2 sirens and god knows what else.

I legged it, and began the circuit, not knowing how i'd kill the scrakes and FPs that would surely arrive.

However, with my machete and 9mm, i managed to kill quite a few before i ran dry on my 9mm. I then picked up the AA12 nutters dropped, for later, and used the machete and MP7 to kill the horde. I found a few ammo boxes, which allowed me to use my 9mm again. What most people don't know is that the 9mm is still good, even on HoE. 3 shots, in this case 2, can decap a few of the lower level specs.

I used this knowledge to my advantage.

Now, playing on an american server with a machete isn't as easy as you'd think.

However i managed.

*cut to the end*

I have no armour, no 9mm ammo, about 6 specs left.

I bust out the AA12, use about 3/4 of a mag on the bloat and 2 husks, and it's down to 2 scrakes and one bloat inbetween them.

Given that the AA12 has limited range, this was an annoyance.

However i killed it dead.

Then, circling around to the trader, i killed the last 2 scrakes.

We chainsaw rushed the patty and won.


TL;DR, L6 Medic in Australia solos wave 10 2man HoE mountainpass on an american server with the weakest weapons you can buy, and one of the stronger ones