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lods-of-emone

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 27, 2013
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Hey all,

thanks for your advice last thread i made, helped out a lot.

so, the other day, i was doing my usual routine of initiating ticklefights with fleshpounds, when i thought to myself, "well hold on. those mace restraints on the FP's arms are made for pounding flesh, right?" and its true. they added the Husk cannon a few years back too. (you can probably see where i'm going with this.)

so heres my suggestion. The Zedpounder (its all i could go with for a name.)

Basically, the ZP is a Fleshpounds Mace that has been welded to a metal pole, thus making it perfect for bashing Clots and the like. however, with such a powerful weapon, there is inevitably a downside or two. for one thing, this meat tenderizer is heavy. i'm talking 9-10 blocks heavy. for another, its sluggish. sure, it pounds raw meat like The Mama Bessie puts on pounds of her own, but the sheer force of such a weapon has to have this kind of drawback.

the weapon wouldnt be able to oneshot Fleshpounds and scrakes (can stun though, WITHOUT alt-fire?), but with such a heavy hitting force and a slightly longer range than the claymore, steadily mincing up the Horde would be good fun, and would (HOPEFULLY) prove as somewhat of a challenge to Beserkers, as they would have to deal with the sluggish swings, heavy weight, and learn to work around them in order to use this baby to its fullest potential.

this is my input, and i'd like to hear yours on the matter. :) please suggest any rebalancing ideas, and i look forward to hearing your responses. :3


"come on then, if yew think yer' hard enuff!"

thanks!
 

SHM

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jan 22, 2013
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Italy
Interesting idea, but I don't like it. I don't know why, but I think that the meat tenderizers of FP are just too heavy for normal humans. FP itself can do pretty fine with them, but remember that he's just doped to the edge.
Still, I remember that someone, long time ago, suggested something similar.
 

vealck

FNG / Fresh Meat
Aug 19, 2009
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This idea was brought up several times already in the past. It was dismissed as too silly. Given what KF became now, it might be next DLC...
 

ArcheKruz

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jan 2, 2013
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This might be a cool idea if the Zerker perk wasn't so stupidly overpowered.
 
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Arblarg

FNG / Fresh Meat
May 24, 2012
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Already done. It just needs integration.

http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?t=77584

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nd2spd

FNG / Fresh Meat
Aug 24, 2011
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I like the pole idea more than the grinder-hands idea.
Heck why not make it 13 blocks and be 'that' weapon for Zerk.
Really slow swings, but gibs trash in a big arc. Normal movement speed like chainsaw.
 

lods-of-emone

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 27, 2013
29
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I like the pole idea more than the grinder-hands idea.
Heck why not make it 13 blocks and be 'that' weapon for Zerk.
Really slow swings, but gibs trash in a big arc. Normal movement speed like chainsaw.

yeah, like that.

i mean, the swing is slow as hell, and its heavy, but in the right hands of a 'zerker (and not some bloody prat jogging on with a katana) it could really prove to be a deadly weapon. just wonder how the FP will feel about being hit in the head with his mates hands...
 

Darkseed5

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 30, 2013
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I like the pole idea more than the grinder-hands idea.
Heck why not make it 13 blocks and be 'that' weapon for Zerk.
Really slow swings, but gibs trash in a big arc. Normal movement speed like chainsaw.

And a badass soundtrack while you use it :p
 

insertragehere

FNG / Fresh Meat
Dec 14, 2013
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yeah, like that.

i mean, the swing is slow as hell, and its heavy, but in the right hands of a 'zerker (and not some bloody prat jogging on with a katana) it could really prove to be a deadly weapon. just wonder how the FP will feel about being hit in the head with his mates hands...

as someone else said he is probably so doped up on those steroids and adrenaline shots he wouldnt even feel it.
 

Kawrea

Member
Sep 29, 2010
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Would this just be a fleshpound gauntlet on a stick or would it have to have something to power the rotating grinders?
 
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