Stare at boobs and live longer!

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CA_Hiro

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"... A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy."

She adds, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.


Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.


Well. I believe it. And I'll just continue to glare at boobs. *drools* :p
 

Jaesperson

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yep. wondered about that one, too.
i guess that's how you can explain the highe blood pressure. whenever there was a test, the guys thought "damn, will they find out that i stared at breasts anyway?" = stress = higher blood pressure
 

C_Gibby

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do virtual boobs count? ><

That's a not a bad question...

I suppose if your brain processes these CGI boobs as "nice" they may as well be real to you, so if you enjoy staring at them, they probably count.
 

Oldih

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"She adds, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics."

With the exception that exercising aerobics would involve far more work between lugns, heart, muscles and blood than if one's simply aroused. As much as there are certain relatively small health benefits from being aroused even having sex (or masturbating) is far more healthy than simply looking around and being aroused. Sorry to rain on your parade :p

Capt.Marion said:
Link to the original article?

I think the whole "stare chest, it's more healthy than doing sports!" has been floating around for 4+ years on the internet, possibly even longer.