So I heard this was coming - not

[USMarine]

Lol fear this on the battlefield XD :IS2:

Please realize this is a joke :IS2:

 

[Chadwiick]

+1 Should be implimented immedietely.

 

[DiedTrying]

The crew alone would take half a team

 

[Apos]

Hero tank revealed!

 

[slavek]

Instead they decided to use :IS2: as the cure for Big gun Syndrome on a tank.

 

[WiFiDi]

the only time this tank ever was in action it shot it self i thought 2 of them died because they shot them selfs. plus is2 better (just for iconic forum pleaser.)

 

[Direct]

I will NOT buy this game until this MACHINE GOD is implemented...

 

[Major Liability]

KV-VI vs. Ratte. Historical accuracy is great but this is greater.

 

[LemoN]

I think the guy who drew this never realised that the 152mm gun had two part ammo, with projectile and propellant bags.

 

[Capt.Cool]

Great read!

This could be download content after the game was released! I would pay for that!

 

[RedGuardist]

Maybe you could start with standart KV-1 and then you could unlock all those features little by little and build yourself a KV-VI...

Hmmm...seriously, I wonder if that KV-VI story has any truth in it in the end...

 

[Dsquad]

I really like the DP machine gun the put on it.

 

[The_Emperor]

Only the Ratte tank? Why not the monster land cruiser itself?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster

Please note the shell size compared to the T-34/85 tank.

 

[Brozex]

Red Orchestra 3: biggest tanks of WWII ( even trains, why not) and weapons with acog scopes... it would be the natural evolution of WaW :IS2:

 

[DiedTrying]

I think the guy who drew this never realised that the 152mm gun had two part ammo, with projectile and propellant bags.

lol, good luck loading those!

 

[<animal>INSTINCT]

 

[Nicholas]

Only the Ratte tank? Why not the monster land cruiser itself?

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster[/URL]

Please note the shell size compared to the T-34/85 tank.

How would it not sink into the ground?

 

[Merin Redplate]

How would it not sink into the ground?

Just check out the surface area of the tracks.

 

[hockeywarrior]

LOL seriously, you would think after the first and second failures they would start to get the picture ...

And I really would like to know how those little AA turrets were supposed to be effective, especially since the second one is BETWEEN two bigass turrets.

The nature of the failures is the best thing about this story though:

Failure #1: One turret shoots central turret accidently, blowing up the tank

Failure #2: The tank ****ING CRACKS IN HALF from its own weight

Failure #3: The tank BLOWS ITSELF OVER from too many guns its narrow width.

This is like Three-Stooges-Go-To-War or something -- proof that war can be funny if you look at it in certain ways.

 

[Mormegil]

I think the guy who drew this never realised that the 152mm gun had two part ammo, with projectile and propellant bags.

except it was allegedly a 156mm Naval gun, not the 152mm we may be more familiar with. I don't know if the 156 was also a two parter.

BTW, this tank never really existed. It's likely a modern hoax, as there isn't any evidence of it's existence, besides a badly Photoshopped image.