Reply with your funny stories about new guys
- Thread starter nutterbutter
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Yeh that's really not a word we're used to over here in blighty but it does pop up a lot on my server. Presumably from gob shyte little American kids. Given I don't like people swearing on my server anyway I use the chatfilter. And for that particular nasty little 'N' word chat filter replaces it with the following text.
"I have to go guys. I want to have sex with a black man"
It's hilarious reading the logs. They panic when they read what their horrible little abusive word is replaced with. Then dig a hole deeper by shouting in text that they are not Gay. Which is even funnier because if you type the word gay the filter replaces it with the text "HOT DAM!! I JUST LOVE THE TASTE OF SPERM". At this point they are now the laughing stock of the server. For some reason they always log straight after and never come back (all 'N' word use gets an instant life ban since I trawl through the chat logs daily I get 'em all).
LAWL
How can I do something like that on my server?
I remember a game that i played yesterday when someone died it will broadcast a row of text stating "bla bla bla had been raped by scrake without lube".
it's called serverext . It's easy to set up. Just search for it on the net and follow the instructions for installing chatfilter. It's on the DSAS IS BACK!!! Server if you want to see it action. Try a swear word etc
There's other words changed also like money to manners and cash to handjob. I got tired of rude little shytes spamming chat demanding money.
There's other words changed also like money to manners and cash to handjob. I got tired of rude little shytes spamming chat demanding money.
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What an ***.
We should tell TWI whitelist that low level auto kicker, or make it official in next patch.
So you counter people's derogatory comments with gay jokes? Seems counter-intuitive to me.
It may not be right, but it works. Someone that says the "N" word out of the blue deserves punishment, and usually the ones that work best are those affecting his manlyhood (the main reason why they say such words in the first place, BTW).
Heres a good one. I went to play on Hard difficulty server and the map was Foundry. I sticked together with a guy who had lvl 2 Support Specialist and i was using lvl 4 Sharpshooter. I killed tons of specimen with M14 and this guy called me "a great player". Wave ends and this guy switches to lvl 1 Sharpshooter and buys M14. Round starts and then this guy says: "Im gonna try the same thing as you", walks behind corner, i hear FP scream and check the chat, it says: "*****_***** was killed by Fleshpound", guy calls me ****** and leaves the server.
Dude totally! I joined one of these really big tank maps, took over a point with my tank (it was on a lesser crowded server. Anyway, after +5 min of driving towards the next point I see from my fairly covered position a tank from the other team drive across a hill far away. And I was like "Oh Boy! I'm totally doing this!" And I changed to tankcommander and aimed for the tank. *BOOM*, "OMG it didn't bounce off!!
". Black smoke started to rise from the other tank and the turret started to move around looking for it's enemy, but by that time I was safely hidden behind some trees "Ohyeah! He did not find me!". The cannon is loaded and I get out of cover to aim once again. But now the other tank starts to move with the turret moving meaning there's two persons in the tank "" , I aim as rapidly as possible. *BOOM* "sh*t it bounced off.", this time I reload on the spot so my target wont get away, moving down the other side of the hill. I see the load-o-meter fill while the other tank disappears behind the hill. everything is ready so as soon as the cannon is loaded I fire my projectile. *BOOM* The other tank explodes in a cloud of fire an I goes "AND HE SCOOOORES!!!", and while giggling to myself i check the killmessage and my face turnes from -> . I killed 50% of my own team there 4 vs 4. :< I apologized like a bunch of times and thank good they did not hate me xD
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I'm playing biolabs and I'm on a team that welds everything. and I do mean everything. I stay at spawn so it doesn't affect me. Wave 11 arrives. Patty spawns I run to the double steps and start unwelding doors down to about 10% then grenading them so they can't be welded back. I then go up the steps and open the two doors up there. A few people die. I get to the double doors and open both sets and the door on the side. A couple more people die. I open another door and someone type "Where are you nutter?" I reply "opening doors" I finally get room to move and the next to last guy dies. But there is an open map finally. Yeah, I kill patty.
Lol, I love playing on Gusone's server...btw Gusone if you see this...what's the new addy for the server...cause the one on my favs doesn't work anymore.