The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
George Carlin
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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
Calvin.
Calvin.
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Great quote and a great man! Hes up there right now looking down at us all in our boxes full of stuff.
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New Quote of the day...
"Glasgow, the only city where you might see a drunk p*ssing in a doorway, then take out his housekeys and open the front door"... Frankie Boyle
"Glasgow, the only city where you might see a drunk p*ssing in a doorway, then take out his housekeys and open the front door"... Frankie Boyle
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Newer quote of the day!
'If you wanna keep the fire burning, you gotta blow on it'
Me to my girlfriend last night!
'If you wanna keep the fire burning, you gotta blow on it'
Me to my girlfriend last night!
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LOL.
I must admit that as a young Southern Wimp, the first time I arrived early in the morning at Glasgow central(?) train station i was astounded by all the bodies hither and tither.
Spent a couple of weeks in Paisley/Glasgow/Loch Lomand...err drunk.
Do not believe the "deep pocket, short arm" theory.
Its just not true.
I must admit that as a young Southern Wimp, the first time I arrived early in the morning at Glasgow central(?) train station i was astounded by all the bodies hither and tither.
Spent a couple of weeks in Paisley/Glasgow/Loch Lomand...err drunk.
Do not believe the "deep pocket, short arm" theory.
Its just not true.
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I'm pissed off with the French today...
Seven Hundred years of Aristocracy and not one(1) Gentleman.
Forgot who said that...
Seven Hundred years of Aristocracy and not one(1) Gentleman.
Forgot who said that...
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"Aequitas sequitur funera non legem"
Justice follows the grave not the law - Ian M Banks - Feersum Endjinn
Justice follows the grave not the law - Ian M Banks - Feersum Endjinn
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It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry.
Thomas Paine
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
Robert A. Heinlein
Thomas Paine
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
Robert A. Heinlein
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BADDDDDDDDDDDDDD
fred the krogoth
fred the krogoth
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Clever makes people feel stupid and unexpected makes them feel scared!
Fry, Futurama
You are not pretty... but you are my kind of "not pretty"
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Your not going anywhere until I deal with the sizzle in my pizzle
791, Lexx
Fry, Futurama
You are not pretty... but you are my kind of "not pretty"
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Your not going anywhere until I deal with the sizzle in my pizzle
791, Lexx
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I thought Dennis Miller said that? Maybe he stole it from George?? No matter.......
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Walter Sobchak
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Patrick Bateman
Walter Sobchak
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Patrick Bateman
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