If the ladies don't find ya handsome, they should at least find you handy, and remember: keep yer stick on the ice!
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If the ladies don't find ya handsome, they should at least find you handy, and remember: keep yer stick on the ice!
Red Green is a wise, wise man. We can only aspire to the levels of wisdom and sheer manliness he has in his tiniest fingernail clipping.
Shame about his being Canadian, though.
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball ".
~Doug Larson
~Doug Larson
"My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight, and I'm handsome. Look at you...you're all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you." And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, "Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest." So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day."
- Tom Waits
- Tom Waits
"They're on our right, they're on our left, they're in front of us, they're behind us; they can't get away from us this time."
Chesty Puller Commander 1st Battalion, 7th Marines, Chosin Reservoir, Korean War
Chesty Puller Commander 1st Battalion, 7th Marines, Chosin Reservoir, Korean War
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"uri, vinciri, verberari, ferroque necari" - sacramentum gladiatorium
I will endure to be burned, to be bound, to be beaten, and to be killed by the sword - gladiator oath
I will endure to be burned, to be bound, to be beaten, and to be killed by the sword - gladiator oath
YouTube - Patton Speech
Full of great quotes.
Patton is pretty much the biggest badass of all time.
Here's a funny modified version:
YouTube - Incredible! New George S Patton speech: Iraq & modern world
Full of great quotes
.Patton is pretty much the biggest badass of all time.
Here's a funny modified version:
YouTube - Incredible! New George S Patton speech: Iraq & modern world
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