"if we could still use our tongues to clean our genitals, we would never had made it off the trees"
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"if we could still use our tongues to clean our genitals, we would never had made it off the trees"
me.
"The Danes, I swear, with their half arsed attempts at a 'war'. You gotta give it to 'em, they just dont stop trying. Listen, I've fought the Timurids, ever heard of them? Elephants with cannons on their backs. Yea, Timurids. You guys are like kids on tricycles compared to them."
-REZ
-REZ
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."
Red Dwarf - Kryten
Red Dwarf - Kryten
Another one I came up with.
If you take the lift you will miss the hotties taking the stairs!
Basically means dont be lazy!
If you take the lift you will miss the hotties taking the stairs!
Basically means dont be lazy!
But you can look in a elevator to check if there even is a hottie in there to begin with
But you can look in a elevator to check if there even is a hottie in there to begin with
what if she gets there from a different floor while you are inside?
Why spank you
No seriously where I work no-one takes the lift but I do EVERYTIME! Its only a 2 storey building so I must look like a right lazy feck!
So gonna take the stairs cos thats where the hotties usually at cos they aint lazy ****s like me!!
You also miss the chance to grope the okay looking chicks in the elevator when nobody's looking for the opportunity to be ignored by the hotties.
Fair trade? I dunno. You tell me.
"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it ****s you, huh?”
"I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina."
“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
Sh*t my Dad says:
http://bit.ly/2hFS9K
"I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina."
“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
Sh*t my Dad says:
http://bit.ly/2hFS9K
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."
- George Bernard Shaw
- George Bernard Shaw
"There is a historical significance to party boats, going back to um, Cleopatra and um, Moses, and um the crew of the Exxon-Valdez."
Red Green
Red Green