Quote of the day

[C_Gibby]

"You Nemotard"

- Gibby's sister

 

[LemoN]

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

 

[Blimey]

"What it feel like?"
"Death? Its like being on holiday
with a group of Germans."

Red Dwarf ~ Rimmer describes death to Lister

 

[LemoN]

"What it feel like?"
"Death? Its like being on holiday
with a group of Germans."

Red Dwarf ~ Rimmer describes death to Lister

Well, probably only if you go to hell afterwards.

 

[Blimey]

"This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it"

Red Dwarf ~ Lister

 

[REZ]

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men,
they create for themselves,
in the course of time,
a legal system that authorizes it,
and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Political economist Frederic Bastiat, 1850

"I used to think of Wall Street as a financial center. I now think of it as a crime scene."
- Filmmaker Danny Schecter, 2009

 

[SiC-Disaster]

"...the sea's only gifts are harsh blows and, occasionally, the chance to feel strong. Now, I don't know much about the sea, but I do know that that's the way it is here. And I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once, to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing blind, deaf stone alone, with nothing to help you but your own hands and your own head... "

 

[mamoo]

"I take full responsibility for what happened, that's why the person who was responsible has left immediately."

-Gordon Brown

 

[Jamer]

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.
Robert Fulghum

 

[Blimey]

"No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?"

Red Dwarf ~ Kryten

 

[Blimey]

"Please rush me my portable walrus cleaning kit! Yes I am over 18, but my IQ isn't."

Red Dwarf ~ Rimmer

 

[Blimey]

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

~ Mark Twain

 

[Swanky]

What, another Red Dwarf? I'll be moving now.

 

[Blimey]

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

~Groucho Marx

 

[C_Gibby]

"Politicians are like diapers. They're changed regularly, and for the same reason."

~ I. Dunno Jr

 

[Shadrach]

"My mama used to say that America's the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top."
- Down By Law

 

[PNV]

"There are intangible realities which float near us, formless and without words; realities which no one has thought out, and which are excluded for lack of interpreters."

-Natalie Clifford Barney

 

[Blimey]

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[Blimey]

"Fear profits a man nothing."

~ Norse Proverb.

 

[Blimey]

"He was a wise man who invented beer."

~ Plato