Quote from Waldo...... upon trying to explain why he wasn't perfect, and you couldn't really blame him for making a mistake:-
"No Man is inflammable"
"No Man is inflammable"
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"Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral."
(Food is the first thing, morals follow on)
- Bertolt Brecht
(Food is the first thing, morals follow on)
- Bertolt Brecht
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world.
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
~ Calvin & Hobbes
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
~ Calvin & Hobbes
"The day I pay $79 for an expansion set, is the day I decide to swallow razor wire, pull the other end out of my arse, and floss myself to death!"
"Since the Internet is almost always diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it’s been a lot easier to just assume everything’s **** until it can prove itself otherwise."
yahtzee
"Since the Internet is almost always diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it’s been a lot easier to just assume everything’s **** until it can prove itself otherwise."
yahtzee
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The Beautiful Game
The Beautiful Game
"Whoever invented football should be worshipped as a God."
~ Hugo Sanchez
Mexican football/soccer player and coach
The Beautiful Game
"Whoever invented football should be worshipped as a God."
~ Hugo Sanchez
Mexican football/soccer player and coach
I have heard that it was Irish mining engineers that emigrated to Mexico who introduced the game at the beginning of the last century.
Does that make St Patrick the patron saint of Mexican football ?
"The rules of Football are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does."
~ Phil Woosnam
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~ Phil Woosnam
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"Gentlemen, when the barrage lifts."
- Unnamed Company Commander's Toast, 9th Battalion King's Own Yorkshire Light Infantry, before the attack on Fricourt at the Somme, 01JUL16. By the end of 02JUL16, they lost over 700 men of their original 800.
- Unnamed Company Commander's Toast, 9th Battalion King's Own Yorkshire Light Infantry, before the attack on Fricourt at the Somme, 01JUL16. By the end of 02JUL16, they lost over 700 men of their original 800.
"Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any
invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns."
- Carl Gundlach
invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns."
- Carl Gundlach
"Lister, last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins."
"You what? You went in there, wrote "I AM A FISH" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!"
~ Red Dwarf ~ Rimmer & Lister
"You what? You went in there, wrote "I AM A FISH" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!"
~ Red Dwarf ~ Rimmer & Lister
"Don't give me any of that 'Star Trek' crap. It's too early in the morning."
Red Dwarf ~ Dave Lister.
Red Dwarf ~ Dave Lister.
"The lawyer has learned how to flatter his master in word and indulge him in deed; but his soul is small and unrighteous... from the first he has practiced deception and retaliation, and has become stunted and warped. And so he has passed out of youth into manhood, having no soundness in him... " - Plato, 321 B.C.
Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the lawyer milked it. - Jewish parable.
Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the lawyer milked it. - Jewish parable.