Every single time I start up the game is a noob memory ;_;
I do remember parts of my first game though. It was during the Halloween event of '11, and one of my American friends had gifted me a copy. I started downloading it, and while I was doing that I decided to have a drink. Then another. And another. Etc. By the time the game was installed, it was 4 in the morning, I was suitably intoxicated, and they were ready to watch me fail. So once I managed to get the game to open (my computer at the time would just die if the game wasn't in windowed mode), they sent me an invite, and I found myself on West London, Hard. It was wave 5 by the time I joined as a Sharp, and they threw me some dosh and a Lar once I found my way to the trader. Using the dosh, I did what any sensible person would do, and bought a shotgun. Soon after, I found myself facing off against a Bunny lifting a Chainsaw above his head.
The shouts and cries of "Capt, don't shoot that!", and "Leave it, please!", soon faded into the background, as this rush of confidence came over me. "I can do this", I thought to myself, and switched my pathetically weak Lar out for my powerhouse Shotgun. I looked the beast in rhe eye, raised my Shotgun, and only one question came to my mind.
"Are you feeling lucky, Punk?"
Apparently the Pink, Chainsaw-wielding Bunny-Man was. He charged me down, killed me and someone else, before he was finally put down.
Fast forward 2 waves, and I found myself looking at Frankenstein. Now by this stage I knew that the Bunny-Men were dangerous, so I avoided them like the plague, but I was sure that my team mates cries of "Oh God no!" were overrated. So needless to say I charged it down with my shotgun and dual Handcannons. 2 minutes later, the team was dead, I was tired, and the game was sh*t.
If only I had known...