Okay people constantly keep suggesting new Assault Rifles and whatnot for Commando, but I have an idea for a much better weapon that will really suit the Commando's style of play. It is called the Crotch Gun or more elegantly, the Sex Machine.
How would this benefit the Commando's style of play you might ask? Well the Crotch Gun utilizes two revolving chambers to dish out the maximum damage possible from the crotch area. Being notoriously hard to aim, it would be best suited on the crotch of a Commando, which is a great class for concentrated spraying in key moments. The Commando would have a great tool to cover himself while reloading. See that Gorefast moving in on you while you're reloading your Scar as you back into that dead end corner? Oh ****, I'm going to get stabbed to death. Think again Gore****er, just smile as deploy your lead jizz into the gorefasts upper body and face. He'll never see it coming...until it's too late. Its role would be an excellent personal defense weapon to give the Commando extra firepower in those tight spots.
Alternatively Beserker could also make good use of it to kill all those bloody crawlers which won't stop jumping all over him.
Obviously a weapon of this magnitude should come with a new character DLC. The best character to add with this weapon would be Sex Machine himself. Here is a picture of him using the Crotch Gun to intimidate some guy he just stole a beer from.
Here is a video which shows how the Crotch Gun could be animated. It shows deploying and undeploying, but I couldn't find a video which shows him firing it.
YouTube - From Dusk Till Dawn:Sex Machine
How would this benefit the Commando's style of play you might ask? Well the Crotch Gun utilizes two revolving chambers to dish out the maximum damage possible from the crotch area. Being notoriously hard to aim, it would be best suited on the crotch of a Commando, which is a great class for concentrated spraying in key moments. The Commando would have a great tool to cover himself while reloading. See that Gorefast moving in on you while you're reloading your Scar as you back into that dead end corner? Oh ****, I'm going to get stabbed to death. Think again Gore****er, just smile as deploy your lead jizz into the gorefasts upper body and face. He'll never see it coming...until it's too late. Its role would be an excellent personal defense weapon to give the Commando extra firepower in those tight spots.
Alternatively Beserker could also make good use of it to kill all those bloody crawlers which won't stop jumping all over him.
Spoiler!
Obviously a weapon of this magnitude should come with a new character DLC. The best character to add with this weapon would be Sex Machine himself. Here is a picture of him using the Crotch Gun to intimidate some guy he just stole a beer from.
Spoiler!
Here is a video which shows how the Crotch Gun could be animated. It shows deploying and undeploying, but I couldn't find a video which shows him firing it.
YouTube - From Dusk Till Dawn:Sex Machine
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