Nutterbutter
I mean this as constructive advice for your future suggestions:
Yes, this game has comedy, but it's the sort of dark british humour (think Shaun of the Dead), not silly british humour (think Monthy Python).
So please, stop making these SILLY (yet sometimes funny) suggestions. We both know they wont be added. You have to think of the atmosphere of the game too.
So: Don't stop suggesting things, you have a creative mind, but please, try to make the suggestions in a more "dark" mood
(Really, read this in a positive manner, im definitely not trying to be mean or anything here! Cheers!

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I understand your point. I don't think you are being mean.
That being said, I'm still going to suggest what I think is good for the game. Yes, there isa absolutely no chance that a perk or specimen that I suggest will get in the game. I'm not going to build or animate them and I don't care to spend the time to learn to code them. Nor will I ask someone to do what I won't do.
But I have specific ideas of what will make the game better and I suggest things that I think will make the game better. What I don't understand is (1) why people take the things so seriously, (2) people who want to force the forum to run their way when they don't like a thread by intentionally picking fights until a mod has to step in, and (3) people who take no pleasure in anything except insulting others. (I'm not lumping you into any of the three categories BTW)
When I make a suggestion for a perk or specimen, there is a specific function I want to address, a limitation of the game, or an overpowering aspect that needs to be addressed. All in my opinion, of course.
What I am looking for is dialogue. None of these perks' or specimens' characteristics are set in stone. I'm looking for all feedback; positive and negative. Telling me that a certain suggestion is stupid doesn't bother me. What I don't understand is people who feel some obligation for attention that they obsess on a thread they think is stupid by posting they think it is stupid every 5 posts.
I am looking for suggestions to make a perk or specimen better. I'm not going to suggest the same old played out "How about this authority figure with this pistol that's been suggested 30 times before, this tier 3 weapon that been suggested 40 times before, and with this tier 4 weapon that currently has 4 suggestion threads on page 1 of the forum. And all three of those weapons are suggested because they will fire slightly faster, slightly lower recoil and accuracy, and they need a scope. I'm not going to do that.
Take Swarm for example. What I want in a group of specimens that the players can see from a distance and attack, the group moves quickly, and the group will separate when it gets to the players. I want faster group specimen movement as a whole to combat barricading. I hate barricading.
Other than that, I don't care what form or transport Swarm takes. Of course, I am not going to think of everything about Swarm nor do I want to. I want people to think "Ok, how can we adjust this so it /can/ fit into KF proper. Maybe it can be tweaked to work. Maybe it can't. But what ruins conversations is someone continually saying "It can't work and I'm going to get this thread banned because I can't stop myself from replying here." I don't bump my own threads (like others do) so if there isn't any changes, those threads people do not find interesting will drop off an never surface again.
Take Leech as well. I wanted a specimen that attached quietly without anyone knowing. I wanted the damage to be very low, but it would affect the player's health, visions, and audio all at the same time. This would really screw with the Rambos.
As I stated before, I'm looking for feedback to make these suggestion work in KF. If someone doesn't like the idea, then I hope they say so and leave. If someone wants to help, that is even better. But if everyone who picks my threads and posts to read, must, err, pick them willingly.
So I'm looking for discussion. Even discussion that disagrees with me because I'm wrong a lot. And if someone can't read my posts or threads without turning into a second grader (again not pointing at you) then simply block my posts. I've had to do that will two people here already. 10% of the time they made a good suggestion or comment, but 90% their posts were "That is the stupidest idea ever." Once per thread is fine. Four per page isn't. And rather than me responding with a continual "Dude, leave" it was just better and easier to ignore them. Personally, I want everyone's input and opinion. Everyone sees things different than I do. But I don't want a fight to hear the same message over and over.
Again, I understand your point and I do respect it. But I am going to suggest frameworks with incomplete implementations to solicit other's opinions. I hope you will help me. I understand if you don't want to or think it is a waste of time. After all, this is a forum for a game.
