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[11:57] <Orkan> Hallo ?
[11:58] <Orkan> spricht hier wer Deutsch ?
[11:58] <kapulA> Sprechen sie Englisch?
[11:58] <Orkan> lidl
[11:59] <kapulA> Hm,,,
[11:59] * Moe_Rahn (~lfh105@Moe_Rahn.user.gamesurge) has joined #redorchestra
[11:59] <kapulA> Well
[11:59] <Orkan> lidl speak English for you
[11:59] <kapulA> Try to explain it in English then
[11:59] <Orkan> explain ???
[12:00] <Orkan> what is explain ?
[12:00] <Orkan> lol :)
[12:00] <Orkan> can you me say ?
[12:01] <kapulA> Tell me about it
[12:01] <Orkan> not ?
[12:01] <kapulA> About your problem
[12:01] <Orkan> what is explain ?
[12:01] <Orkan> what is "explain" ?
[12:01] <kapulA> Bah
[12:01] <Orkan> lol
[12:02] <Orkan> Bah ?
[12:02] <Orkan> tell me ?
[12:02] <Orkan> what is "explain" ?
[12:02] <Orkan> tell me !
[12:02] <Xendance> explain?
[12:02] <Xendance> well
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[12:03] <Xendance> idiot

****ing brilliant
 
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[21:05] * ChanServ gives voice to BobdogG5
[21:05] ChanServ [BobdogG5] * CiN-Eric gives voice to BobdogG5 <Troels> Oh no <Troels> in comes Bobdog and ruins teh mood <BobdogG5> OH YES!! * Spindel cuddles with BobdogG5 <Spindel> BobdogG5, > Troels <Troels> jesus <Troels> get a room <BobdogG5> ^_^ <Spindel> cause BobdogG5 uses a mac
[21:05] Waxx :|
[21:05] * BobdogG5 slaps Waxx around a bit with a large trout.
[21:05] BobdogG5 my freaking internets keep getting stolen'
[21:05] * Lonyo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:06] BobdogG5 Waxx, go beat up time warner for me plzkthx
[21:09] Waxx i ues time warner myself
[21:09] Waxx remember, bob
[21:09] Waxx the safest computer is one not connected to the internet at all
[21:09] BobdogG5 yes, but they are ****ing currently
[21:09] Waxx that's why i recommend roadrunner, from time warner cable
[21:09] BobdogG5 lol


Waxx FTW :D
 
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<Moz|reallySick> 8=====D
<Waxx> sorry mate, mine is bigger
<Waxx> 8==============d
<Waxx> OH GOD
<Moz|reallySick> and the tip is broken?
<Waxx> what happened to the tip of my e penis
<Waxx> oh god
<Waxx> help me moz
<Moz|reallySick> you should see an e-doctor
* Moz|reallySick is now known as e-doctor
<Waxx> any recommendations
<Waxx> oh good
<Waxx> FIX MY DICK
<e-doctor> we need to amputate
<Waxx> well hold on
<Waxx> if you're going to do that
<Waxx> can i get some breast implants to go with it
* e-doctor does this to waxx's e-penis 8====|===d
* e-doctor keeps the ===d and puts in his wallet
<Waxx> :|
<e-doctor> it's for my collection
<e-doctor> here is your new epenis
<Waxx> im glad you are so experienced
* e-doctor gives waxx 8====
<Waxx> ty
 
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[05:02:20:48] <ZoFreX> "A person (A) commits an offence if- (a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,"
[05:02:21:01] <everyone> so if I use a strapon it's good?
[05:02:21:08] <Axon> sure
[05:02:21:12] <****ipede> what if he makes a new hole?
[05:02:21:18] <ZoFreX> trust #bored to find a loophole in the UK's sex offences law in 5 seconds flat
[05:02:21:30] <everyone> 13 actually
 
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