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<SteelyDan> <SteelyDan> stop spamming other channels pls
<SteelyDan> <k4ke[go-eg]> what channel
<SteelyDan> <SteelyDan> <k4ke[go-eg]> #deathcount
<SteelyDan> <SteelyDan> insurgency
<SteelyDan> <k4ke[go-eg]> WHERE
<SteelyDan> <k4ke[go-eg]> im not in there
* SpamServ sets mode: +b *!*@SteelyDan.is-always-idle-on.gamesurge
* SteelyDan was kicked by SpamServ (Flooding the channel is against the network rules. Read the network rules at www.gamesurge.net/aup/)
 
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<GloGi> I am poor and have no luxury
<crusher0> can I live with you?
<GloGi> all I have is my igloo and a pet polar bear
<crusher0> you have a pc and internet
<GloGi> yesterday penguins stole all my food :|
<crusher0> I think I have a pic of your family
<GloGi> do you have network cable long enough?
<crusher0> *link removed*
<GloGi> thats us
<GloGi> I am the bearded one
<crusher0> you're hot
<crusher0> wanna date?
<GloGi> well I'm married to dog and he wouldnt like it so much
<crusher0> I will fight dog for bearded lady!
<GloGi> oh my hero!
 
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[01:35pm|Rex> well raw cookie dough is pretty awesome
[01:35pm|Rex> so is brownie batter
[01:35pm|Case> salmonella ftw
[01:35pm|Rex> !
[01:36pm|Rex/#MN-Dev does the salmonella dance
[01:36pm|Case> is that the one where you roll around on the floor, clutching
your stomach and vomiting and ****ting everywhere?
[01:36pm|Case> I love that one
[01:37pm|Rex> ya: roll, clutch, ****, vomit
[01:37pm|Rex> repeat to the beat
 
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<Slicc_Ric> hello?
<Slicc_Ric> ?
<Slicc_Ric> ?
<Slicc_Ric> ?
<Slicc_Ric> ?
<Empeed> no
<Slicc_Ric> whats the point in adding a server to your favs?
<BobdogG5> so you can find it again easily
<BobdogG5> instead of having to go through the whole list
<ImPeRaToR> also, it helps slightly if the master server went poop
<BobdogG5> yeah
* ImPeRaToR steals BobdogG5's F22
<BobdogG5> D:
<BobdogG5> stop that!
<Slicc_Ric> but whats so special about different servers, isnt it about whats your fav map ?
<ohnein> it also helps if you're not a mac user
<BobdogG5> give it back!
<BobdogG5> well
* ImPeRaToR wraps it in present paper and gives it back
<ImPeRaToR> :>
<BobdogG5> some people frequent certain servers
<BobdogG5> yay!
<BobdogG5> :D
<Slicc_Ric> y?
* BobdogG5 gives ImPeRaToR some nice modelling supplies
<BobdogG5> well
<ImPeRaToR> \o/
<BobdogG5> like a clan server
<BobdogG5> if you like the people in the clan
<Slicc_Ric> is the game play better in some servers than others?
<ImPeRaToR> no but the player base might differ
<PostalPaul> yeah
<BobdogG5> then you would be wells erevr d to look for them in their server
<ImPeRaToR> and the server settings might differ
<BobdogG5> also
<Slicc_Ric> player base?
<ohnein> some servers also run mutators, or have lower ping, or always have admins, etc
<BobdogG5> the specific people on the server
<BobdogG5> and some servers are dedicated to 1 map
<PostalPaul> like the people who play there on a specific server
<PostalPaul> for more then a few roudns
<BobdogG5> there's a few 24/7 arad servers
<Slicc_Ric> 1 for danzig
<BobdogG5> and some infantry only or tank only servers
<Slicc_Ric> oh ok
<BobdogG5> basically
<BobdogG5> the favorites tab allows you to keep tack of your favorite server easily....strange, huh?
<PostalPaul> yeah
<PostalPaul> wait whats it do
<BobdogG5> hahaah
* BobdogG5 slaps PostalPaul around a bit with the Spanish Armada
<PostalPaul> what
<ohnein> you can't have a favorite
<ohnein> you're not allowed to have an opinion
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<Slicc_Ric> what do you mean strange?
<BobdogG5> I was being sarcastic, Slicc_Ric
<ohnein> I guess ric aint so slick
<Empeed> osnap
<BobdogG5> lol
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<Slicc_Ric> your dumb cause their is no real good reason to have a fav server, their would only be a good reason to have a fav map, so your sarcasim is gay
<ohnein> no, you're dumb
<BobdogG5> lol, just lying in wait there to inform someone of thier being pwned, Empeed?
<Slicc_Ric> so dont try n be sarcastic about something you dont even have a reason 4
<Empeed> its my job, and I do it well.
<BobdogG5> very true, Empeed
<ohnein> ahaha, god ric is a comedic genious and he doesn't even realise it
<ImPeRaToR> you are honouring your nick name Slicc_Ric
<BobdogG5> fine Slicc_Ric, then don't use the favorites tab, problem solved.
<Empeed> 'Who needs Tivo, honestly its like only useful for your favorite shows and stuff. Id rather use TV Guide'
<BobdogG5> hahaha
<Slicc_Ric> its like me sayin a pussy has a hole to put something inside of it thats what a dick is for....strange huh.....see thats sarcasm that everyone understands.....your sarcasm is as dumb as the very word dumb is
<BobdogG5> that's not sarcastic
<ohnein> god it's like he doesn't even understand what language is and why we use it to communicate
 
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<ROPlayer> how do you enter a vehicle? Where is the use button?
<kap|PirateHat> ON YOUR KEYBOARD
<kap|PirateHat> Look in the controls
<ImPeRaToR> first thing to do with a new game: check the controls...
<kap|PirateHat> Yes
<ROPlayer> I don't have a use button on my laptop
<ImPeRaToR> lol
<kap|PirateHat> Oh dear ****ing god
<Empee|B-Day> o_________________________________________o
<kap|PirateHat> This happened before
<ImPeRaToR> do you have the "any" key?
<ROPlayer> nope
 
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<VelcroWarrior> damnit, I dont think this fingerprint scanner works with opera
<Moz|argh> use your penis on the scanner
<VelcroWarrior> already did. It does scan it
<VelcroWarrior> It also recommends using a different fingerprint, since apparently its possible for more than one penis to be alike
<Moz|argh> I haven't seen a lot of dicks in my time
 
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