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give us a funny joke, related to KF, and maybe win a prize!
gl
give us a funny joke, related to KF, and maybe win a prize!
gl
new competition on the steam forums
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lmao at mamoo's weak attempt
Why is a Flesh pound like a wife?
Because neither do what you tell them to, and both will rip your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off over the slightest issue (be it leaving the fridge door open or unloading a clip into it's face).
Why is a Flesh pound like a wife?
Because neither do what you tell them to, and both will rip your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off over the slightest issue (be it leaving the fridge door open or unloading a clip into it's face).
lol you got all the dislikes for my ****ty on the spot joke XD
Off the top of my head I personally would have gone with something like...
What do a Fleshpound and your wife have in common? They both get really pissy if you unload in their face...
or
2 brothers were walking down the road one day, with one wearing a puzzled look on his face. He suddenly turns to his sibling and asks
"What were you up to last night?"
Startled by the question his bro replies
"Oh... erm... nothing... why do you ask?"
"I didn't think you owned a copy Killing Floor..."
Relaxing a little the brother replies
"I don't, I had my mate Barry round, so what?"
"So why last night did I hear someone with a gruff voice say "One in the pipe"?..."
What do a Fleshpound and your wife have in common? They both get really pissy if you unload in their face...
or
2 brothers were walking down the road one day, with one wearing a puzzled look on his face. He suddenly turns to his sibling and asks
"What were you up to last night?"
Startled by the question his bro replies
"Oh... erm... nothing... why do you ask?"
"I didn't think you owned a copy Killing Floor..."
Relaxing a little the brother replies
"I don't, I had my mate Barry round, so what?"
"So why last night did I hear someone with a gruff voice say "One in the pipe"?..."
A man walks into a bar.
He gets stuck between the spamshooter and the geometry and is killed by a crawler.
He gets stuck between the spamshooter and the geometry and is killed by a crawler.
I laughed more than I probably should have.
I am almost sure my jokes aren't that fun as your jokes, guys, but here I come:
What rages Fleshpound the most? Newbs who can't shoot weapons right and hit him in the balls when they aim his bald head.
Why most of speciments are naked? Because Scrake stole all their clothes.
Why does Stalker want a kiss? To remember how it feels sucking a ... ^^
What does a Crawler do on the moon? He wants to prove he is better than a spiderman.
What would be first words of Gorefast if he could speak? "I have tank's face, why not muscles!? Damn you Fleshpound, I chose muscles ffs!" That's also why he can't talk - all he'd say would be censured curses.
Why does a Scrake laugh? Because your trousers are lame.
What does Bloat eat? Don't ask, just look how he scratches his butt...
What rages Fleshpound the most? Newbs who can't shoot weapons right and hit him in the balls when they aim his bald head.
Why most of speciments are naked? Because Scrake stole all their clothes.
Why does Stalker want a kiss? To remember how it feels sucking a ... ^^
What does a Crawler do on the moon? He wants to prove he is better than a spiderman.
What would be first words of Gorefast if he could speak? "I have tank's face, why not muscles!? Damn you Fleshpound, I chose muscles ffs!" That's also why he can't talk - all he'd say would be censured curses.
Why does a Scrake laugh? Because your trousers are lame.
What does Bloat eat? Don't ask, just look how he scratches his butt...
Actually, what prize, and when does this competition end? Who chooses winner? :S
What did the Support Specialist eat for breakfast?
Everything.
Everything.
I didn't get it.What did the Support Specialist eat for breakfast?
Everything.
EDIT*: Now I get it
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