As some of you may remember, a little while ago I made the KF pyro, by quoting Killing Floor in my weapon descriptions.
I've now decided I'm going to do the same for the other classes in the game too on all my stock weapons, and I need peoples help in deciding what to put as a description on each of my items
I've quickly gone through and picked one for each, but I would really appreciate it if people could offer their suggestions too, and help me decide which ones to do first since I'm gonna be saving metal for a while
Here is a list of all squad responses http://www.kf-wiki.com/wiki/Squad_responses
List so far - Yellow are already set, green are options I like, orange are ones I'm not sure about
Scattergun: "Both barrels for you, you bastards!"
Pistol: "I need a bloody shooter!" (cheers adder)
Baseball Bat: "In your face, pal!" (cheers Raziel)
Rocket Launcher: "Oh bloody hell, he's got rockets too!" (cheers Faneca for the Nade launcher suggestion)
Shotgun: "Give us a kiss while your still warm!" (Mostly cause I use shottie on my pyro)
Shovel: "Soft as shiat!" or "Come on if you think you're hard enough!" (cheers Carl)
Flamethrower: "It's toasty time! You're all fur coat and no knickers *****es!"
Axe: "Stitch this your arseholes!"
Grenade Launcher: "Okay. No more mister bloody nice guy!" (cheers Raziel for the suggestion)
Sticky Launcher: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."
Bottle: "It's like Croydon on a Friday night!" or "Cheers, gov'na!"
Minigun: "A machine gun for an arm? No effin' way!" or "Bloody nora, he's got a machine gun!"
Fists: "One in each hand!" (cheers Zoridium)
Wrench: "Puttin' the wood in the 'ole, guv'nor." or "That'll keep the sods/buggers out."
Syringe Gun: "I want drugs! NOW!" (cheers Raziel)
Medigun: "Stand still, or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine." or "I'm trying to heal you, not shag you."
Bonesaw: "Mind where you're waving that, pal!" (cheers adder)
Sniper Rifle: "'Scuse me, mate" or "My Granny shoots better than you!"
SMG: "Bloody frog would be more use than you!" (cheers Faneca)
Kukri: "Jesus, mind that bloody great knife!"
Revolver: ".50 cal fun time!"
Knife: "Stand still. Do I look like I'm nickin' stuff?!"
Invisibility Watch: "Crap! That bastard vanished" or "He goes sodding invisible too?"
Any contribution is appreciated, even if its jsut saying which ones you like / don't like
I've now decided I'm going to do the same for the other classes in the game too on all my stock weapons, and I need peoples help in deciding what to put as a description on each of my items
I've quickly gone through and picked one for each, but I would really appreciate it if people could offer their suggestions too, and help me decide which ones to do first since I'm gonna be saving metal for a while
Here is a list of all squad responses http://www.kf-wiki.com/wiki/Squad_responses
List so far - Yellow are already set, green are options I like, orange are ones I'm not sure about
Scattergun: "Both barrels for you, you bastards!"
Pistol: "I need a bloody shooter!" (cheers adder)
Baseball Bat: "In your face, pal!" (cheers Raziel)
Rocket Launcher: "Oh bloody hell, he's got rockets too!" (cheers Faneca for the Nade launcher suggestion
)Shotgun: "Give us a kiss while your still warm!" (Mostly cause I use shottie on my pyro
)Shovel: "Soft as shiat!" or "Come on if you think you're hard enough!" (cheers Carl)
Flamethrower: "It's toasty time! You're all fur coat and no knickers *****es!"
Axe: "Stitch this your arseholes!"
Grenade Launcher: "Okay. No more mister bloody nice guy!" (cheers Raziel for the suggestion
)Sticky Launcher: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."
Bottle: "It's like Croydon on a Friday night!" or "Cheers, gov'na!"
Minigun: "A machine gun for an arm? No effin' way!" or "Bloody nora, he's got a machine gun!"
Fists: "One in each hand!" (cheers Zoridium)
Wrench: "Puttin' the wood in the 'ole, guv'nor." or "That'll keep the sods/buggers out."
Syringe Gun: "I want drugs! NOW!" (cheers Raziel)
Medigun: "Stand still, or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine." or "I'm trying to heal you, not shag you."
Bonesaw: "Mind where you're waving that, pal!" (cheers adder)
Sniper Rifle: "'Scuse me, mate" or "My Granny shoots better than you!"
SMG: "Bloody frog would be more use than you!" (cheers Faneca)
Kukri: "Jesus, mind that bloody great knife!"
Revolver: ".50 cal fun time!"
Knife: "Stand still. Do I look like I'm nickin' stuff?!"
Invisibility Watch: "Crap! That bastard vanished" or "He goes sodding invisible too?"
Any contribution is appreciated, even if its jsut saying which ones you like / don't like
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