"My Rifle" U.S.M.C. Creed

[shadowmoses]

Original version:
this is my ppsh41, there are many like it, but all the other dumbos cant spray an pray like me. this ppsh is my lifeline, without it i will be grenade noobed, with it i will get sniped. i will learn its parts (trigger) and assesories(mainely the loaded magazines).i will keep it clean (by firing lots of bullets daily). i will shoot lots of germans because they are my enemy and my ppsh helps me dominate them.

Hahaha...

"The satchel Creed"
"This is my Man Purse...There are many like it but this one is mine...My Man Purse is my best friend...it is my life...I must master it as i master my life...
My Man Purse, Without me, is Manless, My out my Man Purse, I am Purseless...I must hurl my Man Purse true...I must Hurl straighter than my enemy, who is trying to 1337 H@X0|2 me...I must H@X0|2 Him before he H@X0|2s me...I will...
My Man Purse and Myself know that what counts in war is not the Satchels we toss, The cords we pull, nor the awsome boom that they make...We know that its the dispursion of funny-ass blood when someone walk over one that counts...
There will be Funny-ass blood...

My Man Purse is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its Shoulder Strap, its accessories, its Cord, and its Nice side pocket for a tottaly cute makup mirror. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my Man Purse clean and Aerodynamic, even as I am clean and Aerodynamic? We will become part of each other...But not to much a part cuz them shits is gunna blow. It Will Blow...

Before God I swear this creed. My Man Purse and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of Noobs. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there are no noobs, but Truely 133t H@X0|2S!​

 

[xtcalec]

"The camping creed"




jokes

 

[{2.SS}Switzer]

LMAO! Im truly dieing from that. Great stuff.

 

[odin1899]

Dammit, must play Combichrist now.

 

[{YBBS}Sage]

We will become part of each other...But not to much a part cuz them shits is gunna blow. It Will Blow...​

The best part. I almost fell out of my chair!

(no, not that way, its only 9mmbarrel...)

PPSH41? Smaller than that. It's 7.62mm.

 

[shadowmoses]

"The camping creed"




jokes

The Campers Creed
-By Shadowmoses-

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[Colt .45 killer]

The Creed of Clown Cart Sachel boys

There are many Clown cart hoods, but this one is mine.
Without my 1337 sachel tossing abilities, this clown cart is useless, just as i a stupid sapper without the clown cart am useless. i must throw my sachels from this hood like tank shells from a tiger 1. i must bomb my enemy who is trying to kill me before i get tank pwnd.
I MUST BE AN UTTER FKING SOB... I WILL1!!!

my clown cart buddy and i know that it is not the sachels we throw that count, but the ones that land right in front of the commanders hatch so he can see it and say "OMFg you fucking sonofa Bit*BOOOM*"

my clown cart is human even as i am human because it is my life, thus i will learn it like a brother. iwill learn its weaknesses, (sharp turns), and its strengths, ummm yeah .. those are what?!
I would learn its parts, but the only ones i care about are the handles welded to the hood so i can hold on the this damn thing.
i will keep my sachels ready and my cords half pulled, which explains alot of team killing.

i before my stash of 50 sachels swear this .. hold on waita second .. that one has the cord pulled out .... ... .. mother F*BOOOOOOOOM*

*the ultimate way to pwn a clown cart is to plant a sachel on the back...*



anayone wana make the snipers creed?!

 

[xtcalec]

"Snipers creed"

This is my sniper rifle, many pwn with it but this one is mine.
I will use my 1337 haXorzing skillz to shoot through walls.
I will personaly script my hack so every bullet shoots curvy and true.
I will camp spawn points

I will...

I will learn the weakness of my hacks, and personally script out each problem, till my hacks are as pure as the coke i drink while waiting for the
next victim.

My Hackzorz will pwn...

Before my script program and my sniper rifle i swear that any noob that i miss is a HACKER and should be bannedzorz.

We will be hibicritical....