Murphy's Laws of Red Orchestra
- The capzone you are in will be capped by your team immediately upon your death.
- Your death in the above scenario will inevitably be due to a TK.
- A bolt-rifle hipshot will miss if you have 1 round left, hit otherwise.
- The enemy will attack en masse as soon as you start reloading your MG.
- The probabilty that your APC/halftrack/potato truck will be fausted increases in proportion to the number of riders in it.
- As soon as you pick up a sniper rifle, you will die.
- Any weapon on the ground that you want will disappear as soon as you get to it.
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- The capzone you are in will be capped by your team immediately upon your death.
- Your death in the above scenario will inevitably be due to a TK.
- A bolt-rifle hipshot will miss if you have 1 round left, hit otherwise.
- The enemy will attack en masse as soon as you start reloading your MG.
- The probabilty that your APC/halftrack/potato truck will be fausted increases in proportion to the number of riders in it.
- As soon as you pick up a sniper rifle, you will die.
- Any weapon on the ground that you want will disappear as soon as you get to it.
TWB*JudgeParker