Hi im new here, this thread gave me some good laughs
Hi im new here, this thread gave me some good laughs
Hi I'm new to the forums, anyways, great thread you got going here
, and all of these statements are quite true. Well time for me to contribute, not sure if these have already been said but here goes
-You're defending a cap zone with an mg and just repulsed a quick assault, seeing as how no one is coming, you reload, and out of nowhere the noob afk around the corner steps in a riddles you with smg rounds.
-You're playing as russians on danzig, you're whole team sucks, and everytime you cross a bridge you get shot by a sniper in the far right building, 3 endings, #1 you miraculously race across the bridge without noticing the sniper had been gunned down via a whole teams worth of suppressing fire for 15 minutes. you make it to the base of the house and throw your grenades in, moments later you enter the second floor only to find a mangled corpse wich suddenly dissapears indicating you didnt score the kill. #2 you throw grenades to occupy the sniper and dash across the bridge, only to find the same grenades at the base of the curb which you just passed in order to approach the building entrace. #3 the noob occupying sniper decides to take a different class, however you didnt notice this for the past 10 minutes and when you finally grab the sniper, respawn, and line up your sights to blast that german sniper, the noob shoots you and takes the sniper from your body, with the excuse of "I want my gun back"
-On Odessa, you decide to snipe from the tower, and you're the first to take a position in the tower, little do you know you're whole team is all huddles up right behind you and as you notice all you're cap zones are taken, you unscope, turn around, and realize what has happend just as a grenade flies in and kills everyone, which then results in the capture of the tower and your teams defeat.
-On LyesKrovy, you grab an Smg, 2 endings, #1 your whole team is trigger happy, everytime you turn a corner they blast you with the entire 71 round clip before saying sorry, long after you'ver respawned. And in the end, you lose because you also found out your team's been roaming around in the trenches gunning you down while your enemies cap and win. #2 you're very cautious about firing, but everytime you turn a corner a german guns you down before you even identify him, then suddenly, you're detemined to kill the damned germans with your ppsh, and the next corner you turn, you fire your whole clip down, however what you hadnt expected was #1's endings noobs all crowded up in that trench passage for just about no reason.
- On any map where you're playing offense, at the end of the map, you do a voip message of "Ok guys, wait for the barrage to lift before you go for the cap" , but since theyre all noobs, they muted you before they even heard you say "guys" and they all run pointlessly in to get butchered by your arty, which results in your removal from the server. Upon your return you find a noob in your officer class slot, said noob refuses togive it back to you stating his great skill in RO while you press F1 to reveal his -21 score.
-On a tank map, seeing as how no one is using Combat Engineer, you take the class, grab the nearest vehicle faster than a tank, and head for the nearest enemy tank, 2 endings #1, upon reaching the tank, you plant the charge and run, but somehow at about 15 feet away the charge detonates and some stray shrapnel kills you. #2 the charge is planted and you dash to safety, little did you know the driver had seen you coming, anticipated your charges, and seeing as how he hadnt gotten confirmation of finished reloading from the main gunner, him and his gunner quietly slip away as you arrive at the tank only to blow and unmanned peice of machinery.
-On any infantry based map, while on the offensive, smoke is requested by all the veterans on your team, the noob bearing the smoke grenades doesnt respond thinking he doensnt have them, and instead you must play a whole map with a noob using smoke grenades as frags.
-On that map with the ridge (forgot the name) playing as russians, you grab a machine gun and mount up in the rear village, you suddenly see a mess of guys rushing down the hill, you gun them down without hesitation, as obviously men charging downhill en masse means their hostile, only to discover it was a bunch of noobs fleeing in terror from an APC that didnt even have a machine gunner.
-On any tank map, you take driver and after calling for support for 10 minutes, a guy jumps in, little do you know that he had set his game settings to "Manual Reload" for the main gun, and during your tank engagement, he fires his ordnance at an enemy vehicle, the shot ricochets off and lands harmlessly into the grass nearby. They return fire and reduce you a smoking monstrosity barely capable of functioning, 15 seconds later, they open up again and blow you to peices, when you ask your gunner why he hadnt fired, he says the gun stopped working.
Alot of these may seem absolutely rediculous, but they've all happened to me, and the ones that sound somewhat rediculous on my part like the MG cutting down allies happened when I first started playing. But now that I look back, I realise how much more rediculous the actions of the other players were.