Medic Laser Scalpel

[FloorKilling]

More items for Medic class:
Laser Scalpel: Melee weapon a laser scalpel that very large
Steriod Syringe: inject your teammates with steriods to increase damage and restiance by 20% temperaly

 

[Sammers]

Not too keen on this idea. Sorry.

 

[General Armchair]

How exactly are steroids supposed to make a gun shoot harder?

 

[Vaecrius]

How exactly are steroids supposed to make a gun shoot harder?

It's just that much testosterone... the medic has plenty to go around!

 

[Compass]

The anger is translated into bullets.

 

[Salad Snake]

How exactly are steroids supposed to make a gun shoot harder?

It contains small amounts of Powerthirst. If it can make you better at art and weddings, it can make you better at shooting a gun.

That'd be an interesting direction to go, making Medic's 2nd perk weapon a melee. Considering his propensity for melee combat and all.

 

[Vaecrius]

That'd be an interesting direction to go, making Medic's 2nd perk weapon a melee. Considering his propensity for melee combat and all.

Oh totally.

It should be a mace.

 

[FloorKilling]

More items for Medic class:
Laser Scalpel: Melee weapon a laser scalpel that very large
Steriod Syringe: inject your teammates with steriods to increase damage and restiance by 20% temperaly

Na, Maybe 50% attack increase 50% resistance with Steriods!
ROID RAGE!!!!!!!
It would work well with melee brick, Knock the mosters head off with a brick, Friday style! "You got kocked the F*CK OUT MAN!!!"

 

[timur]

It contains small amounts of Powerthirst. If it can make you better at art and weddings, it can make you better at shooting a gun.

That'd be an interesting direction to go, making Medic's 2nd perk weapon a melee. Considering his propensity for melee combat and all.

NEW IDEA! : Shocklate! It will make your teammates go so fast, they'll run as fast as Kenyans!

 

[Salad Snake]

NEW IDEA! : Shocklate! It will make your teammates go so fast, they'll run as fast as Kenyans!

That reminds me, wasn't 'gun' one of the flavors?

 

[Lordofthelargepants]

I'd take Nicolas Rage over roid rage any day.

 

[timur]

That reminds me, wasn't 'gun' one of the flavors?

Along with Rawberry, Manana, Fizzb*tch, and Shocklate.

Btw, the steroids thing would be nice for such things as running speed boosting.
We talked in depth about the possible passive weapons and boostings that should belong to the medic in the thread: "A second or third medic gun?".

Just remember: don't use to much, or your teammates will get in a race with an actual Kenyan, and it'll be a tie and you'll all get deported back to Kenya