All I'm gonna say to all that before this thread gets (possibly rightfully) locked:
Longsword: Sword with 3'ish blade, quillons and a long handle that lets you use one or two hands on it.
Bastard sword: Sword with 3'ish blade, quillons and a long handle that lets you use one or two hands on it.
Actual medieval terms were all over the place... gotta remember how non-standardized stuff - especially expensive stuff with lots of custom variants made to suit the tastes of rich violent assholes who think they're special - was before the Industrial Revolution.
That, and what's with the CoD player hate? :X
EDIT:This is a good idea.
EDIT2: Some other peoplez:Touche.
This is the core of this entire thread. Also: JESUS FRIAR TUCKING CHRIST A SPREADSHEET ROFL
Actually, the sticky is probably the best idea from the lot of you.
I would make it myself, but I'm a tad too tired at the moment. Vaecrius, will you do th honors?