KF ideas that will never be

[omarfw]

In other words a pansy version of a pheonix?

sorry but a phoenix doesn't have sh** compared to a f-ing fire breathing parrot.

 

[Marls]

a fleshpound plushie (pleeeeeeeease???)

I want one!

 

[Minuteman]

sorry but a phoenix doesn't have sh** compared to a f-ing fire breathing parrot.

Its alt-fire pecks out your eyes.

 

[shaqism]

Now people understand the brilliance in my specimen, we will call it darr parrot.

 

[No Glory]

sorry but a phoenix doesn't have sh** compared to a f-ing fire breathing parrot.

D: But when parrots miss their shot they all get potty mouth on you.
Pheonixes are all nice and quiet.

 

[timur]

This thread is being bumped for reasons unknown to me.

However, I am trying to look through these and find which ones actually happened. I think a few of them actually did

Anyways, what I'd want is the addition of angry Dosh hunters who will sniff you out and then descend upon you mercilessly while doing either jazz hands or killing zeds who are holding giant checks. "I Don't take checks, BLARGH, just LOADZ EMONE"

 

[C_Gibby]

However, I am trying to look through these and find which ones actually happened. I think a few of them actually did

I know I survived being hit by the car on KF-Arcade_Gastation, though.