1. Axe swings in an arc with zed hed 1 and zed hed 2 in the way, in that order.
2. Axe buries itself in zed hed 1.
3. ????????
4. ZED HED 2 PROFIT!!!
Sorry dude but unless by "zed" we mean "little strip of wet tissue paper hanging down from the ceiling" this just defies physics.
I've swung swords, I've tried to throw an axe while partially inebriated, I've punched people and been punched, I've hammered nails, I've smashed up old furniture. [EDIT: I'm also a scrawny under-20-BMI out-of-shape geek in real life so a) this isn't just random epeenery and b) which drives home my point as I actually do have to rely on something other than raw muscle power.] I really don't understand what is so unbelievable about needing to aim when you strike something in order to deliver force.
In other words,
this. And
this.