Is anyone here jacked/buff enough...

[E(rik)]

...to pull off a Fleshpound cosplay?

I mean, I was just thinking what specimens would be possible for it. Clot could work, but that's not that hard. Gorefast requires missing limbs. Stalker and Siren could work, but the chances would be very little of someone willingly doing it. Scrake seems to be the best choice, if you just tie the chainsaw to your arm rather then replacing it.

As for FP, with some crafting (styrofoam mace-hands, adrenal pump etc) it could happen and could be pulled off epicly. But the person would have to be both tall, jacked, and bald.

Not sure why this came to me. Probably should get help.

 

[SMIFF]

I am.

 

[vealck]

I could be a scrake. I'm tall, similar haircut and I like trousers as well.

 

[Deafmute]

I am.

He said Fleshpound, not Scrake.

Clearly I am the perfect representation of a Fleshpound.

Spoiler!

 

[Entangler]

Those blender arms are the perfect fit.

 

[SMIFF]

He said Fleshpound, not Scrake.

Clearly I am the perfect representation of a Fleshpound.

I see you've wrapped yourself in a blanket of some kind in an attempt to hide your 346lbs of solid muscle mass.

It's failed.

 

[Deafmute]

I see you've wrapped yourself in a blanket of some kind in an attempt to hide your 346lbs of solid muscle mass.

It's failed.

I was trying not to make anyone feel self-conscious. We can't all be killing machines.

 

[nutterbutter]

He said Fleshpound, not Scrake.

Clearly I am the perfect representation of a Fleshpound.

Spoiler!

Poke out one of those lenses and we have a new Patriarch. Assuming you have a chest penis.

 

[Blockbot]

He said Fleshpound, not Scrake.

Clearly I am the perfect representation of a Fleshpound.

Spoiler!

sorry you are too good looking to be a fleshpound but when we are still showing pictures of eachothers... this is how I look like when I am bold. and I still regret joining that bet

EDIT: dammit I look like a 40years old badguy on that picture. and at the time I was just 16 :O

Spoiler!

 

[SMIFF]

Spoiler!

You look like Fedor Emelianenko.

 

[Deafmute]

Poke out one of those lenses and we have a new Patriarch. Assuming you have a chest penis.

I could rock the googly eye.

 

[Blockbot]

You look like Fedor Emelianenko.

Spoiler!

 

[SMIFF]

Spoiler!

 

[Blockbot]

Spoiler!

hahaha +1

 

[HaTeMe]

I am.

Ahahahahahahahaha

I always imagined you would look more like this

 

[Deafmute]

That's actually a stunning resemblance.

 

[Steeps]

I nominate myself!

I had 2 pieces of apple pie last weekend so I'm up to a whopping 128 lbs now!

RAWR

 

[YoYoBatty]

I'm 6 foot 4 inches, go to the gym and have impulse control issues, all I need to do is go bald and then I suit this role perfectly.

Edit: No surprise that I'm being trolled and lol if you don't believe me.

 

[Benjamin]

He uses blenders, so clearly a woman would be a better fit.

Oh I made a sexist joke, I'm so original.

I probably wouldn't make a good Fleshpound, I'm far too attractive.

 

[Deafmute]

He uses blenders, so clearly a woman would be a better fit.

Oh I made a sexist joke, I'm so original.

I probably wouldn't make a good Fleshpound, I'm far too attractive.

Misogyny is hilarious Benjamin; everyone knows that.