IS 2 greatest tank of ww2

[LemoN]

Welcome back, comrade! Have a drink on me!

Thank you comrade!

 

[RedGuardist]

Wellcome back from the abyss of the damnation, Brother in :IS2:.

With a loud boom the Mighty 122mm D25-T cannon of the Glorious IS 2 cried out, LemoN, come forth. And he who was deported to the abyss and banned from the forum came forth, being bound feet and hands with grave-clothes, and his visage with a napkin was bound about; IS 2 saith to them, `Loose him, and suffer to go.

Praised be the Glorious IS 2! Halleurraahh!

 

[LemoN]

And so I wandered through the dark valley of bannage, thinking I was lost. But then the mighty D25-T cannon sounded, my ears went deaf and my eyes went blind. I could hear the angels sing and see a white light from the glorious muzzle flash that started the universe. And then, after repenting all my sins, I could hear the glorious IS-2 call for his three Valkyries by shooting it's holy rear mg three times. And three BA-64's came from the clouds and took me with them, took me out of the dark valley of bannage.

 

[Floyd]

And so I wandered through the dark valley of bannage, thinking I was lost. But then the mighty D25-T cannon sounded, my ears went deaf and my eyes went blind. I could hear the angels sing and see a white light from the glorious muzzle flash that started the universe. And then, after repenting all my sins, I could hear the glorious IS-2 call for his three Valkyries by shooting it's holy rear mg three times. And three BA-64's came from the clouds and took me with them, took me out of the dark valley of bannage.

:IS2:Hail the almight IS2 that can reach down into the depths and make believers from even the atheists...:IS2:

 

[Olivier]

Yay!! Even Floyd believes in the :IS2: neow :3

 

[Shadrach]

In HONOUR of the great and glorious :IS2: I changed my sig again to better reflect the true Canon (and historical accuracy which is very important IMO!)

Praise be to the :IS2: !

And welcome back to the land of the Living Lemon

 

[RedGuardist]

Shadrach, is that from the genesis chapter in The Holy Book of IS-2? What a beautifull (and True) quote, my Brother in :IS2:!!

 

[The Masta]

I thought hot sexy chicks are a myth.

 

[Olivier]

I thought hot sexy chicks are a myth.

In the KT Bible comrade!

 

[The Masta]

In the KT Bible comrade!

No!
On the TWI forums.

 

[Shadrach]

No!
On the TWI forums.

Hang on... I'm sure I had a couple stashed away somewhere around here ... *searches*

Aye but I say unto thee Brothers, thee KT Bible is a place barren and devoid of all that is nubile, just stinky sweaty KT fanboys, whilest in the holy bosom of the IS-2 there is much softness and radiant warmth from the holy twin diesel engines.

 

[hockeywarrior]

Yesterday I was playing on an RO server and before the game started I typed FOR MOTHER RUSSIA AND THE MIGHTY AND GLORIOUS IS-2. I then was flamed by at least 3 or 4 heretics!

This is disturbing! One of them even had "T-34" included in his name! I think an inquisition might be necessary ...

 

[dogbadger]

no-one expects the Spanis2 inquis2tion

 

[slavek]

 

[LemoN]

IS-2 doesn't like trees.

 

[Nimsky]

Good thing it's not a German tank, otherwise it would've stopped dead in its tracks!

 

[LemoN]

Good thing it's not a German tank, otherwise it would've stopped dead in its tracks!

Yeah, always have to watch out for that final drive.

 

[kapulA]

I always knew that all those global warming cries were just a ploy manufactured by the lowly KT fanboys.

 

[Bluehawk]

IS2's engines exhaust pure oxygen, unlike the sloppy, brutish German engineering which can only be called ecocidal.

 

[slavek]

IS2's engines exhaust pure oxygen, unlike the sloppy, brutish German engineering which can only be called ecocidal.

Pure Oxygen, each shot of the holy rear firing machine gun also results in a deadly ignition, a fiery burst of flame akin to that of a flamethrower. Any resurrected zombies(rear fire MG kills everything) near the rear of the IS2 are instantly incinerated. :IS2: