IS 2 greatest tank of ww2

[dogbadger]

asides from the is2 having a gun on the front, as opposed to a japanese camera, pretty good.

 

[Fedorov]

Yes!

holy **** I need that T shirt :IS2:

 

[Shadrach]

Like, I was thinking of sending in a submission to redecorate the Sistine Chapel, so I made a mockup of what I'm thinking of.

What do you guys think, did I overdo it on the flare effect?

 

[Bluehawk]

Art historians suspect that the lens flare effect was meant to represent the holy muzzle flash of the IS2's main gun. It was by this light that pilgrims found their way after nightfall, when their persecutors would often come out in force.

 

[Fedorov]

You mean, the IS-2 created the Lord...

:IS2:

 

[dogbadger]

the creation of cannon

 

[slavek]

I interpret his picture that the IS2's main gun fires with a force so powerful, as a mortal who doesn't worship IS2ism would put it:

"Fires with the power of ∞ Jesuses/God with enough force to take and create life, including virgins!"

 

[Olivier]

I think the Pope will have to make a public announcement tomorrow when he'll see this picture!

 

[RedGuardist]

Well, there

 

[Apos]

 

[Fedorov]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... but an :IS2: easily rolls over it

 

[slavek]

All those orcs in that valley . . . IS2 took them all out . . . in one sweep of mg fire and a blast of its 122. Poor bastards never stood a chance against the wrath of IS2, god of matter,man and tractor. :IS2:

 

[Tomcat_ha]

i hear that the is2 was scrapped from the lotr version because then even tolkien wouldnt be able to make more than 5 pages out of that.

 

[slavek]

While that may be true, it should be known that IS2 removed itself from the story due to the story not being good enough for the likes of the IS2. Story line was good, but IS2 can only be in the best, and the best is . . . . Red Orchestra!

 

[Oldih]

i hear that the is2 was scrapped from the lotr version because then even tolkien wouldnt be able to make more than 5 pages out of that.

Nope. It was scrapped because Tolkien realised he couldn't do enough justice for IS-2 in a way people would comprehend and enraging the KT mislead fans back then would've been fatal.

 

[C_Gibby]

I'm currently thinking of an online prayer blog for Iosif Stalin II.

I am ashamed in myself that I do not have the funds to set up a Church in my country.

 

[<AKA>Irish]

SMK Greatest tank ever!

 

[shadowwill]

SMK Greatest tank ever!

I feel sick :S

 

[slavek]

Irish, are you trying to compete against Blacklabel for "Reputation close to a King Tiger?". If so you better start getting more rate downs. :IS2:

 

[BlackLabel]

I liked his idea...