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IS 2 greatest tank of ww2

Jono

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It is said that the IS2, not unlike the tardis, is actually larger on the inside than on the outside.

The IS2 breaks the paradox.
 

Dr. Pierre Chang

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The Island
http://www.armchairgeneral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97258&page=6

IS2 greatest tank in the world
all other tanks are driven by little girl
IS2 number one
other tanks inferior

IS2 home of rear firing machine gun
it's length 1,270 mm
cooling system a marvel to behold
it remove 100 percent of lurking fascist beasts

IS2, IS2, you very nice Tank
from step of Reichstag, to the trampling of Michigan
IS2 friend of all except King Tiger
which is mere tractor for girl

IS2 gun best in world
it destroy fascist tractor and crush infantry
IS2 interior clean and comfortable


IS2, IS2, you very nice tank
from forest of Siberia, to river of Elbe
come grasp the mighty 122mm cannon
from junction with the turret to brake of muzzle


ALL OTHER TANKS ARE MERE TRACTORS
IS2, IS2, riding through the glen
IS2, IS2, with its band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
IS2, IS2, IS2.

He called the greatest tankers to a tavern on the green
They vowed to help the people of the Soviet spring
They handled all the troubles on the Russian country scene
And still found plenty of time to sing

IS2, IS2, riding through the glen
IS2, IS2, with its band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
IS2, IS2, IS2.

He came to Berlin City with a feather in his cap
A fighter never looking for a fight
His cannon was always ready, and he kept his ammo sharp.
He used them to fight for what was right

IS2, IS2, riding through the glen
IS2, IS2, with its band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
IS2, IS2, IS2.

With Uncle Joe and Zhukov they had a roguish look,
They did the deed the others wouldn't dare.
He captured all the money that the evil Hitler took,
And rescued many a lady fair

IS2, IS2, riding through the glen
IS2, IS2, with its band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
IS2, IS2, IS2.

To cheating and corruption, he would never, never yield
And danger was his breakfast ev'ry day
The cobler in the hamlet and the farmer in the field
Were always helping him get away

IS2, IS2, riding through the glen
IS2, IS2, with its band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
IS2, IS2, IS2.

He rode up to the Reichstag and was cheered by ev'ryone
His Lady Olga threw him a rose
The peasants knighted him the Marshal of the world
And that's the way that the legend goes

IS2, IS2, riding through the glen
IS2, IS2, with its band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
IS2, IS2, IS2.
Thanks to this post I have come to love the IS2 and all it stands for.

I know I am not worthy to clean its treads with my tongue. Not even to scrub the oil spots that drop so majesticly and artisticly from its engine space onto the dusty concrete of the Berlin Ring road.

But I hope, one day, if I am good and faithful to the IS2. To see it grind its way majesticly up the High Street, 122mm sweeping from side to side in search of fascists and other evil wrong doers to dispatch with its heavenly fire and if I am really lucky for my eyes to be dazzled by the gleam of the Red Star on its turret.

If only I am worthy and keep all thoughts of such tractors as the Sherman, Panther and Tiger out of my mind.

I must think pure thoughts. I must think pure thoughts. I must think pure thoughts.
 

C_Gibby

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Do not fear, comrade!

If one can bravely gift their undying faith (and their peepees) to the everlasting spirit of the IS-2, one can expect to be rewared by being endowed in such a way that is similar to the holy cannon of the IS-2.
 

Nimsky

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Elitist Prick Nude Beach
It is beautiful to see members of other forums rejoice in the praising of world's greatest machine. This proves that IS-2 is powerful enough to transcend internets borders and encourage us to ignore our differences. We all love IS-2. We all love 7thGuardsTankDiv. We are one.:IS2:

Soon IS-2 will even convert the biggest Achtung Panzer addicts. And the world will be free from King Tiger fanboys forever.

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slavek

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May 4, 2006
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Nick The Noodle of ArmchairGeneral.com:

IS2, IS2, master of the world,
IS2, IS2, a wonder to behold,
IS2, IS2, it kills the Fascist beasts,
IS2, IS2, an absolute visual feast.



IS2, IS2, puts all other tanks to shame,
IS2, IS2, worthy of its fame,
IS2, IS2, Fascist tanks in bits,
IS2, IS2, Nazis scared to fits.



IS2, IS2, the West had better learn,
IS2, IS2, the enemies it can burn,
IS2, IS2, with a lovely 122,
IS2, IS2, you wish to had one too.
:D:IS2: IS2 is now a world religion.
 
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RedGuardist

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The Crusade Has Begun!
There is no IS2 but the IS2, and 7thGuardsTnkDiv is Its Prophet.
Considering these two statements, I just started wondering, is our religion the religion of peace or the religion of war?

It buggers me since the mighty IS2 is the ultimate piece of warfare-The True God of War. How violent will our IS2 conquesta be? Do we need to spill blood and motor oil of infidels, or will The Mighty IS2-The True God of War just convert all followers peacefully, since it
 
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slavek

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UnrealEd: Viewport #1
Many religions have had periods of violence. Perhaps IS2ism is no different. However, it is known that all King Tigers are not worthy and as such must become disarmed and destined for a life of slavery, serving as mere tractors.
Others may be converted to IS2ism :D