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IS 2 greatest tank of ww2

I say we pool our piggy-bank money and put up a Craigslist ad in Russia looking to purchase an IS-2. http://moscow.craigslist.org/wan/http://moscow.craigslist.org/wan/http://moscow.craigslist.org/wan/[url]http://moscow.craigslist.org/wan/[/URL]

..or maybe this site, they have a T-72 for sale, I'm sure they could find us a decommissioned IS-2 - http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Tanks_Trucks_Jeeps_for_sale.htmhttp://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Tanks_Trucks_Jeeps_for_sale.htm[url]http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Tanks_Trucks_Jeeps_for_sale.htm[/URL]

..we could fix it up, kick up some dust in front of the Tripwire studios. I call rear MG! :IS2:

T72 Tank
50000 Euro



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Back in the early 90's, right after the fall of the USSR, you could get a T72 delivered to your nearest port for about $1200. Of course, delivery from pierside to your house was an additional charge ...
Screw that, I'd just drive it home, could you imagine it, my closest port would be Port Melbourne. Driving down the Princess Hwy to my city in a T72, the Soviet national anthem blaring out from inside it.

Epic :IS2:
 
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To clarify a bit the History and to definitely set up the deserved domination of the IS2 Greatest Tank of WW2, here is a little thingy i made :cool:

Have fun gentlemen ! :D

is2signaturetwi02.gif
 
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As awesome as it is, I think the :IS2: would be better portrayed annihilating a feeble King Tiger as it seems to be widely considered as the greatest German "tank" design by silly tractor enthusiasts and unenlightened fanboys.

if fine if it's you make it wittman's tiger thou

However, by strange twist of fate and wild coincidence....

IS2 first action on the eastern front ~april 1944
Wittman's transfered to western front ~april1944

....they just missed each other.
 
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Well, provided you take 'psychic powersss' to include 'involuntary catastrophic loss of anus control' then yeah, I recon you're pretty much spot on with that.


Wouldn't that be more of a psychic power on the part of the IS2, then? The ability to cause involuntary catastrophic loss of control in the **** sphincter muscles? Especially when done at a distance?
 
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Would you ban me from the forums if I said that in my oppinion the IS-2 is just slow and big target for the all mighty panzerfaust:confused:

say what you like
my sig - based on real studies done with state-of-the-art military simulators - should clear that misconception up.
 
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