Yeah, most of us have already talked trash to the regular trader, but now I really want to talk trash because of GLaDOS.
[Insult Trader] voice commands
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"Keep your mouth shut, you aroused woman."
"I only here to buy gun, after that, I'm out of here!"
lol, these would sound awesome in their voice.
"I only here to buy gun, after that, I'm out of here!"
lol, these would sound awesome in their voice.
Hahaha, this would be funny!
My friends and I often put "Insult" in front of everything when we run into e.g. a bug or some sort of oddity. Insult map, Insult Tripwire, Insult perk and so on. We can't help but wonder what players would say if those were actual voice commands in the game.
My friends and I often put "Insult" in front of everything when we run into e.g. a bug or some sort of oddity. Insult map, Insult Tripwire, Insult perk and so on. We can't help but wonder what players would say if those were actual voice commands in the game.
Yes. Yes. A THOUSAND YES'es! MY WANTS FOR "INSULT TRADER" VOICE COMMANDS CANNOT BE MATCHED! NOT EVEN BY A THOUSAND SUNS!
I'm sure the "Seduce Stalker" voice command would be far more used in these here forums We all know how it goes
"How much is it to make you shut up?"
"Listen, lady: Pick up a gun or get back in the damn kitchen!"
"Are you saving up for a sex-change operation or something?!"
"Do I like the 'big ones'?.... I like the free ones."
"Listen, lady: Pick up a gun or get back in the damn kitchen!"
"Are you saving up for a sex-change operation or something?!"
"Do I like the 'big ones'?.... I like the free ones."
"Shut up and give me my gun already."
"Take my dosh and bugger off."
"Why don't you go possess a sentry or something and be useful for a change?"
"Well, why don't you go stick one of those wonderful guns up your arse, you like 'em so much?"
"Take my dosh and bugger off."
"Why don't you go possess a sentry or something and be useful for a change?"
"Well, why don't you go stick one of those wonderful guns up your arse, you like 'em so much?"
"Whats a 6 letter word for the woman selling these guns? Coward!"
"Why don't you go play with your guns, ya broad?"
"Making us pay for our survival, what-are you stupid?"
"Throw me a gun or I throw you my finger."
Yes, i would love to have these added.
"Why don't you go play with your guns, ya broad?"
"Making us pay for our survival, what-are you stupid?"
"Throw me a gun or I throw you my finger."
Yes, i would love to have these added.
Stop talkin to me like that, or you'll respawn in the kitchen!
"Oh sure, we'll go take out those plods with your overpriced guns while you sit back in here!"
Oh****, I just necro'd this didn't I?
Oh****, I just necro'd this didn't I?
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