"I'm trying to heal you not shag you"

[Lackadaisy]

FWIW I'm gay and I find it hilarious. I don't see the problem...

EDIT: ****, I just realized who posted it. No bother.

I got the joke, and I have used it in the past towards my Brothers in Arms (Navy Corpsman). They laugh, we all laugh, and it helps with the atmosphere.
before anyone asks, I don't repeat it word for word, I say "I'm trying to help you, not shag you".

 

[Methados]

Isn't that homophobic?

You are basically saying that same-sex sex is so horrible, disgraceful and wrong that you have to preemptively couch your approach to someone so as to not be deemed homophile.

I have a book developers of Killing Floor should read:
Gay, Straight, and the Reason Why: The Science of Sexual Orientation

I know your trolling but for the people who think your right.

Think about what you just said, would you like someone to randomly jump out and 'shag' you? No. Its not gay sex, its rape. There is a difference.

 

[Methados]

YouTube - ‪Steve Hughes - Offended‬‏
Relevant.

I really enjoyed this

Thanks for posting

 

[Fa11ure]

Useless thread is useless

 

[Jazzycakes]

Yes it could be homophobic, but I'm more offended that people could take this seriously and worry about getting their d1cks wet during the zed apocalypse. Seriously does anyone know how hard it is to run away from flesh rending specimens with your trousers around your ankles? COME ON GUYS GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. Unless you want a brokeback KF montage...

Steve: "I'm trying to heal you not shag you"
Bob: "If we make it out here alive, you can probe me with your medic needle all you want"

*Scene where Steve and Bobs eyes meet and violins play in the background, then the wall breaks down and a husk shoots steve*

Bob: OMG WTF BBQ
Steve: I'm burning, help me out lads!

*steve dies*

Bob: Steeeeeve! Noooooooooo! *sobs*

*husk walks upto bob*

Husk: What's cooking good looking?

*Bob and husks eye's meet, violins playing in the background*

.....

 

[Dolphin Buff Man]

This story could make it big, i'd write a little more and send it inot a publisher, see what they make of it

And I quite like the line "I'm trying to heal you, not shag you!" I think it's a classic.

In Australia recently we had this same issue and we had to stop singing ba ba black sheep, it's now ba ba rainbow sheep. We can't call Fairy penguins fairy penguins, we have to call them little penguins. We can't say Blackboard, we have to say chalkboard. Same with a white board, which is now a marker board. And my favorite, what are they gonna do about one of our States named Queesnland?

And I can almost guarentee it wasn't the black, white or gay community upset by any instance that i've mentioned, it's all government politcal correcetness crap that has been taken way too far. I seriously hope that you were joking Effidy, cos otherwise you're the sort of person that makes all this happen.

By the way, this is all true, CandleJack may be able to confirm this, but I don't think any of it has really being paid attention to, everyone kind of just said "Yeah, right whatever" and went on doing their own things again anyway.

 

[Deafmute]

I really enjoyed this

Thanks for posting

You're quite welcome. :]

 

[ChairmanMurder[Forge]]

In Australia recently we had this same issue

I don't know if the situations changed any, but I remember Valve had to censor the crap out of the Aussie Left 4 Dead 2 release. Like bodies would fade away and there would be no gibbing/dismemberment.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

I don't know if the situations changed any, but I remember Valve had to censor the crap out of the Aussie Left 4 Dead 2 release. Like bodies would fade away and there would be no gibbing/dismemberment.

Thats an entirely separate bag of retardation. That there is the lack of a Videogame rating above MA15+. So, while the rest of the world has games slated in the 17-18 range, down here in Straya those same games are either modified, banned, or left as they are, and shoved into an MA15+ rating. So, a game that other responsible countries deem inappropriate for people under the age of 17 or 18, is shoehorned into a catagory that any 15 year old can go into a store and buy for himself if it isnt banned (somewhat rare) or modified (rarer still). The category that the games do fall into when banned are the Refused Classification category. Look it up, its an extra special form of stupidity that goes beyond the realms of idiocy, wraps around twice and falls flat on its face into a blackhole of dumb.

Id like to rant about our Minister of Derp the Honourable Senator Conorhoid, but I could go on for hours about that particular waste of viable organs.

(With full realisation that this thread is a troll I will try to respond in some form of intellectual debate)

Back on topic, given the humorous lines delivered by the characters, the tongue in cheek humour, and the desperate situation they find themselves in, I see it more as a way to lighten the mood and keep up morale than any insidious plot to demean or insult those of the LGBT community.

 

[Foster]

"Suspense! Terror! Our very own STD! and I'm giving it to everyone."

:|

The Patriarch wanting to give me zombie circus AIDs is a little more jarring. That and the clot giggling and whispering about wanting to stick "just the tip in".

 

[Pendragon]

I don't know if the situations changed any, but I remember Valve had to censor the crap out of the Aussie Left 4 Dead 2 release. Like bodies would fade away and there would be no gibbing/dismemberment.

It hasn't changed we still have the censored crap version, took me like a day of searching google to get my bodies and dismemberment uncensored

 

[Faneca]

Oh sweet Jesus, you can't be ****ing seriously talking about this ...

And the stupid censorship in countries like Australia and Germany is retarted like the people who support it.

 

[Skalli]

Useless thread is useless

And useless posts are useless, too..

Edit: Sorry for my useless post!

 

[Dolphin Buff Man]

Can you please direct me to the uncensoring Left 4 Dead 2, and does it work on multiplayer and all that?

 

[CandleJack]

In Australia recently we had this same issue and we had to stop singing ba ba black sheep, it's now ba ba rainbow sheep. We can't call Fairy penguins fairy penguins, we have to call them little penguins. We can't say Blackboard, we have to say chalkboard. Same with a white board, which is now a marker board. And my favorite, what are they gonna do about one of our States named Queesnland?

And I can almost guarentee it wasn't the black, white or gay community upset by any instance that i've mentioned, it's all government politcal correcetness crap that has been taken way too far. I seriously hope that you were joking Effidy, cos otherwise you're the sort of person that makes all this happen.

By the way, this is all true, CandleJack may be able to confirm this, but I don't think any of it has really being paid attention to, everyone kind of just said "Yeah, right whatever" and went on doing their own things again anyway.

Political correctness can stick it where the sun don't shine, as far as i (and the majority of Aussies) am concerned.

It's still a blackboard, still ba ba black sheep, they're still fairy penguins, and so forth. You also forgot midgets and retards.

And L4D2 being censored doesn't bother me, because i have KF.

And you are correct.

"They made names politically correct? Yeah whatever, c'mere little fairy penguin, let's sing ba ba black sheep while standing against this whiteboard in Queensland."

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

Political correctness can stick it where the sun don't shine, as far as i (and the majority of Aussies) am concerned.

It's still a blackboard, still ba ba black sheep, they're still fairy penguins, and so forth. You also forgot midgets and retards.

And L4D2 being censored doesn't bother me, because i have KF.

And you are correct.

"They made names politically correct? Yeah whatever, c'mere little fairy penguin, let's sing ba ba black sheep while standing against this whiteboard in Queensland."

I wonder if we will ever lose Coon cheese?

 

[TheBoobyTrap]

LOL is all i can say/do

nice thread man! i love you!

 

[HaTeMe]

Looks like people are running out of things to complain about, coming up with stuff like this.

 

[starxpilot]

Looks like people are running out of things to complain about, coming up with stuff like this.

"If you don't like it go onto the internet and complain."

Yeah, I think they've complained all that they can about.

 

[[TW]Wilsonam]

Political correctness can stick it where the sun don't shine, as far as i (and the majority of Aussies) am concerned.

It's still a blackboard, still ba ba black sheep, they're still fairy penguins, and so forth. You also forgot midgets and retards.

And L4D2 being censored doesn't bother me, because i have KF.

And you are correct.

"They made names politically correct? Yeah whatever, c'mere little fairy penguin, let's sing ba ba black sheep while standing against this whiteboard in Queensland."

Of course, it was my (then) 3-year-old daughter singing "Baa baa black sheep" as the Metro North commuter train from Grand Central up to Stamford, CT pulled in to 125th St in Harlem, that had all the nicely-suited white commuters trying to hide in corners, hiding behind their papers and trying to make like "IT WAS NOTHING TO WITH ME, HUGE BLACK DUDE WITH GUNS"...